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What Will You Do If You Were The Husband by thinkdip(m): 12:08pm On Apr 11, 2015
Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife :at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband : turn on the blender.
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye
Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the husband decides to go home without
notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is
your mother?”
Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender …..
GOSH…..
if you were the husband, what will you do?
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Husband by ademega(m): 12:10pm On Apr 11, 2015
Faint
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Husband by Nobody: 12:24pm On Apr 11, 2015
ademega:
Faint
Faint ke! Let her smell her anus.
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Husband by thinkdip(m): 12:30pm On Apr 11, 2015
Blebleswag:

Faint ke! Let her smell her anus.
you mean the tika bodi style abi
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Husband by Nobody: 12:50pm On Apr 11, 2015
lols, the man be mumu grin
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Husband by Bowaley17(m): 2:07pm On Apr 11, 2015
K
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Husband by SarcasticMe(m): 2:35pm On Apr 11, 2015
Call and tell her to make you some juice, you're at the door.
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Husband by joedejana(m): 3:10pm On Apr 11, 2015
Tell her to give the phone to his son undecided

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