TYPES OF SLAPS

TAKE AWAY SLAP

When someone gives you a dirty
slap, and all you can do is hold your
face and walk away.

RESOUNDING SLAP

This is after you are hit, you keep on
hearing some funny sounds in your
brain like "wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in
your head will start singing
Christmas Carol.

FORMATTING SLAP

This is the slap that makes someone
forget instantly what he or she was
doing. You find yourself asking
questions like, "What did I do?"

EXPLANATION SLAP

When someone gives you this kind of
slap, you find yourself explaining the
situation to the nearest person on
your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you
watching? I didn't do anything o!

FIX DEPOSIT SLAP

When you receive this kind of slap,
all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person
walk away with your mouth opened
widely.

RHETORICAL SLAP

The moment you download this slap,
you start asking questions that don't
need reply. Like, "John, YOU SLAPPED
ME?!"

SWEET SLAP

This is the type of slap a girl gives
you sweetly on your cheek and,
whether it's painful or not, you start
blushing.

MATHEMATICAL SLAP

This simply has to do with the
physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you; the length of
your face will be raised to power
two, your eye socket will calculate its
circumference.

CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP

When you receive this slap (it proves
effective when it's given to you all of
a sudden), you will be able to speak
all sort of languages like Spanish,
Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc together.

COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP

You will start seeing different
colours and your head will turn to a km
nest whilst the birds will be flying
all around you.



Share the kind of slap you've
received before

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What of 'slap me I slap you' slap