Now listen:

You go to a bar to drink and relax. You meet a beautiful girl. You can't say what happened but to be frank you both did not have sex o but you woke up only to find your d!ck inside her in a brothel. Seriously, the sex part wasn't there, but you can't explain how your "ibebe" catwalked into her "kitten" *Nothing is new under the sun*

You wake her up, then she suddenly faints and you take her to the hospital,and the Doctor says to You

"Congrats,You are going to be a father",

THATS IT, YOU GET STRESSED. You say

"But that baby is not mine", the girl says "You are the father",

YOU GET MORE STRESSED and you demand a DNA test to prove your innocence, the doctor arrives and a DNA test is done, the DNA report comes,it tells You are infertile nd can never have children.

What!!!? YOU GET EVEN MORE STRESSED. Anyhow you thank God that this ordeal is over nd start driving home,then You start thinking,

"The DNA revealed I am infertile,but at home I already have 2 kids,whose are those??"

NOW THATS WHAT REAL STRESS IS!

(Gotten from facebook.com/hopesignatures)

I once read it as gobe. but anyway nice

Nice. Could be better.

kpege