Emodeee:
Mzne.lly, dats hw i ll be cleaning ma bed wen u say u r CUMing.

Leave me alone na

MzNelly:


Leave me alone na

i hold u b4 ni? C hw she is forming lyk she will nt Cum to ma house. Dn't worry, we will tk selfies wen u cum, we will upload it on nairaland.

YoshiMaster:
You guys haven't seen anything at all.

They call me Tornado

Cause when she's coming, I move swiftly like the wind; sweep, wash the bathroom, mop the floors, spray airfreshner, sometimes I even repaint the room

Mehn u r crazzzzy,in a gud way thou

Lol@repainting d room
*am still smiling*

YoshiMaster:
You guys haven't seen anything at all.

They call me Tornado

Cause when she's coming, I move swiftly like the wind; sweep, wash the bathroom, mop the floors, spray airfreshner, sometimes I even repaint the room

Haba na easy.........repaint the room? U sef!

The biggest fraudster on earth are men and their preys are usually women
But God dey

When i hear shes coming over .....
[img]http://i./9o3zww8eupvhe.gif[/img]

When she finally made it and say I am on my ......

This doesnt apply to all guys,some guys dont give a fuuuck

MUMINATED:
GOBE PART 2 is wen she came and told you dat she is on her PERIOD,one minute silence 4 yah er.ected pricky

wot is d function of condom

YoshiMaster:
You guys haven't seen anything at all.

They call me Tornado

Cause when she's coming, I move swiftly like the wind; sweep, wash the bathroom, mop the floors, spray airfreshner, sometimes I even repaint the room

Some birds in the wild also behave like this when they are trying to get a mate

At a time, no time.

Lol guilty as charged

MUMINATED:
GOBE PART 2 is wen she came and told you dat she is on her PERIOD,one minute silence 4 yah er.ected pricky

she being on her Period doesn't stop anything tho...

YoshiMaster:
You guys haven't seen anything at all.

They call me Tornado

Cause when she's coming, I move swiftly like the wind; sweep, wash the bathroom, mop the floors, spray airfreshner, sometimes I even repaint the room

do u said rpaint da room Come off the crap, is she from heaven

This to me is not a righht thing to do. You only arrange uR room wen ur about having a visitor. That means your lazy if she goes what next? You keep it untidy again if I were her I will pay you an unxpected visit to knw who am dating [color=#770077][/color]

I remember when she called me sometimes arnd feb 13 my neighbor new that sombody dats special to me is on d way. Com and see how I tie my kitchen apron prepare delicious soup wt semoita(i wan proof to my opeke sey i sabi cook pass am)
#frying tinz.......................... Lov is sturbornly sweet my guy

The room go b lyk dt na.. Na angel dy cm frm heaven wey i go dy sweep,,mop nd clean aus??. E ma gbami ke,.. Spread ma bedsheet wella.. Oya we go ShokI wen she finally come...

almost all of us de guilty of dis

U must b so dirty to b sweeping n rearranging ur room only when she is coming over. U must stink so badly

Aint nobody got time for this sh1t

lolz... wat if she no cum again, shall she help u dress ur bed...

Don't forget to remove any chairs.... Strictly on bed things.

kilokeys:
laying the bed is a priority

the crazy thing is, it would be in a worse state after she leaves

From experience ba?


In other news
Toshiba 8GB USB 2.0 OTG Flash Drive for
Android Smartphone/Tablet provides the easiest way to
move Photos, Music, and Videos between your android
phone or tablet and your PC.
For more information,
Please call or whatsapp on 080-5115-0299
*pay on delivery to anyone within Sokoto, ilorin, Oshogbo
environs*
https://www.nairaland.com/2109913/8gb-usb-2.0-otg-flash

sameer1212:
This is fvcking true. Though u can ask your house help to do it.

How many Bachelor has House help?Moreover,what's a bachelor doing with a house help?

This is for new relationships. When the initial gragra fades, dude would be happy to have you over so you can sweep, wash, cook and do all other 'doables'

100% true,guys can be soo funny atimes

Nobody cleans a room faster than a guy expecting his bae

A bachelor with house help? she's probably helping him on bed

No man can deny doing this. Funny thing is dat after making d bed, I will sit on the floor while looking at d clock

scarffield:
wot is d function of condom

Na bullet proof b dat