A vacuum sales man appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said “if this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I’ll eat all the dirt” the old lady ran out patienc and said 'if I ve money to buy that thing I would ve paid my electric bil before it was cut off. Now which would you prefer a Fork or a spoon'

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