I'm guessing that the blood flowing to his head has changed the direction of its flow to his **

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Dats a fat lie, he jst cooked dis up snapped a broken lapot nd post it saying he smashed it, him dey pluck moni 4 tree, even a 10yrs okd boy wont b dat dumb

buygala:
ok

He smashed his laptop so that his mum won't catch him watching porn


Following this his warped rationale, that means he will cut off his dick or kill the girl so that his mum won't catch him fuccking her



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Waiting concen breast-feeding with this one now! Lolz funny u

Calebosko:
Imagine watching porn and hear your
mum coming up the stairs,you try to
shut it down but your laptop
freezes..What would you do? A twitter
user's tweet has gone viral after he was
forced the smash his laptop than have
his mum catch him watching porn.
However some twitter users thought it
was a dumb move as he could just slam
the laptop shut or remove the battery..
He said he wasn't thinking at the
moment

His Mom must av been one hell of a Strict disciplinarian.

That's what happens when you're too strict, , you'llbe unable to see d errors of your child & help him correct it as d child will hide it all..

Wetin porn no fit do.People dey try sha.

He is not just a foul!......

But also a lier!!!!

he must be from Otueke.

I totally understand how he felt.....
I remember vividly how my mum almost caught me... All I had running through my mind was "OH FVCK.... OH FVCK....OH FVCK" I couldnt think straight again and as a result, I forgot where the stop or close buttons were and with the settings of my laptop, even if I had closed the lappy, it would still be playing loud and clear so I couldnt even do that.... I just flung the laptop to one corner of the room and the impact might have move the battery cos the laptop just went off... She suspected sth sha cos she ws like " why did you throw Ur laptop as I ws entering ur room?" and I said "a wall gecko ran over my body" and she just said "hmmm" I wan die that day...

Unibenstudent:
What a big fool,he should have removed the battery..

Sounds like ur thingy
Hey!

[size=14pt]may be the guy dey go Christ embassy where masturbat1on is not a sin[/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwbYW5nmU4Y

FOOLISHNESS DEY SOME PEOPLE DNA!

minimoha:
oga oooo.... he no fit hold power button down

hmmmm...Experience is talking

buygala:
ok

He smashed his laptop so that his mum won't catch him watching porn


Following this his warped rationale, that means he will cut off his dick or kill the girl so that his mum won't catch him fuccking her



SEE WETIN INADEQUATE BREASTT-FEEDING DON CAUSE

It was caused by vaudeville of ratiocination...#senselessboy

Na to hold power button with all muscle till e switch off.

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INDUSTRIALFAN:
I totally understand how he felt.....
I remember vividly how my mum almost caught me... All I had running through my mind was "OH FVCK.... OH FVCK....OH FVCK" I couldnt think straight again and as a result, I forgot where the stop or close buttons were and with the settings of my laptop, even if I had closed the lappy, it would still be playing loud and clea ;Dr so I couldnt even do that.... I just flung the laptop to one corner of the room and the impact might have move the battery cos the laptop just went off... She suspected sth sha cos she ws like " why did you throw Ur laptop as I ws entering ur room?" and I said "a wall gecko ran over my body" and she just said "hmmm" I wan die that day...

thief

charmingeyes:

thief

guy... All i cn say is "hmmmm"... E 4 be for me that day o...

He should have just close the laptop, I don't think removing battery at that moment can save him... Well too much money... If am the mom and I notice the screen of the smashed laptop, I will question him, he must give me a reason for doing so....


God bless Nigeria...



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holyokoto:
Is even better the Mum caught him, What will she do, A boy old enough to own a Laptop his Mum should no n advance that He must one way or the other use to watch porn. The guy is a tad fool, there are many ways out, even if He simply unfold the Laptop, is okay

. My dear,mums r of different kinds. Who knows if she's an understanding 1 or not. Besides,it dsnt matter how old or how rich u r,some pple still tend 2 have dis natural 'fear' 4 deir mums not because d mums r intimidating bt because of deir inability 2 understand them(guys)

I think is a smart move bro,coz smashing ur laptop screen will bring back ur sub-conscious mind to consciousness,therefore shrinking ur hard d**k and automatically calculating the cost of repairs and the implication of ur act. 17k porn is wat u just watched.

~ Wherever this happened, its not Africa and if it is, then its definitely not Nigeria ...

All these things are cheap abroad including cars, I-Phones, DVD's etc
No fuss about it .. he could easily get another laptop.
He must have only tweeted it to share his escapades to his followers ...

no big deal

buygala:
ok

He smashed his laptop so that his mum won't catch him watching porn


Following this his warped rationale, that means he will cut off his dick or kill the girl so that his mum won't catch him fuccking her

SEE WETIN INADEQUATE BREASTT-FEEDING DON CAUSE

Hahahaha. Una go kill person wit laff one day o.

konji konji konji konji

Equado:
for your village laptop where carry Amd video card cheap abi?

i just wonder for am o!

pcguru1:


Please use your AMD and run Android Emulator or run an hardcore app that does pure processing and come back to me with your results.

AMD CPU is pretty crappy - true. A Quad can't run what a core i3 or i5 can run easily. However, their GPU is decent especially on an Intel Processor.

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Big lie.

He was watching porn.

His mum caught him.

She smashed the laptop. Not him.

Dumb story...

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Liar Op.
Your laptop screen got smashed for other reasons, not because of porn. You're lying.