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If Mary And Joseph Tried To Reach Bethlehem Today! by playcharles(m): 3:40pm On Apr 15, 2015
2000 years ago the world greatest saviour was born. Lets FAST FORWARD 2000 years and with the level of security.
If Mary and Joseph tried to reach Bethlehem today, they would get stuck at an Israeli military checkpoint in the occupied West Bank in Palestine. shocked So, rather than a manger, we would probably be singing about a detention cell as the birth place of Jesus, grin with armed soldiers, rather than donkeys, watching! shocked
The wise men from the East would have been arrested, interrogated, and their exotic "gifts" declared contraband and confiscated. Christmas would be a whole lot different than it is today. Well, thank God today is not like 2000 years ago. cheesy

Re: If Mary And Joseph Tried To Reach Bethlehem Today! by RobinHez(m): 4:17pm On Apr 15, 2015
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