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Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by harmeyd: 9:33am On Apr 16, 2015
*Mario Balotelli(Gangster Rapper/hip hop)
*Wayne Rooney(Boxing)
*Gerrald Pique(Taxi Driver)
*Bacary Sagna(Native doctor)
*Oliver Giroud(Modelling)
*Daniel Osvaldo(Actor)
*Aristedi Bance(Armed Robber)
*Ramires(Sugar-cane seller)
*Scott Parker(Choir master)
*Raheem Sterling(Athletics)
*Daniel Agger(Art)
*Gervinho(native doctor)....
*kaka(evangelist)
*Ronaldo(love-vendor)
*messi(house boy)
*lampard(pastor)
*sturigde(streetboy)
*bale(hunter)
*benzema(crown prince)
*carrick(estatemanager)
*anderson(street hip pop)
*luiz(militant)
*de gea(sales boy)
*cahill(pundit)
*kompany(military)
*wilfred bony(farmer)
*yaya toure(bodygaurd)
*Luis Suarez (vampire)
*Ba (imam)
*Ozil (Eye witness)
*Ibrahimovic be looking like Colombia drug
smuglers

Wilshere(Area boy)
Sanchez(Drug dealer)
Diego Costa
(Tailor)

Fellaini(motor park chairman).
Sergio Ramos(hire
killer)


Willian(drug baron/athlete)
Neymar(sex machine)


Peter cech(hocker or horse rider)
Pepe(millitant)
Mangala(igbo seller)
Gyan(hip hop singer)

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Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by harmeyd: 9:35am On Apr 16, 2015
Dnt let d fun stop and urs
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by harmeyd: 9:35am On Apr 16, 2015
harmeyd:
Dnt let d fun stop add urs
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by ClassyAdewumi(m): 10:10am On Apr 16, 2015
Carrick's own got me laughing
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by willi926(m): 12:33pm On Apr 16, 2015
lwkm
enyeama- beer parlour seller
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by seankay(m): 3:23pm On Apr 16, 2015
Ozil - Eye witness grin grin grin grin
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by ibrhyme77(m): 6:08pm On Apr 17, 2015
kanu nwanko-fall guy
matic-cement loader
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by oloriooko(m): 9:56pm On Apr 17, 2015
Very funny, nice one OP
In addition:
Ivanovic - gay prostitute
Taye taiwo - shrine statue
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by oloriooko(m): 10:00pm On Apr 17, 2015
ibrhyme77:
kanu nwanko-fall guy
matic-cement loader
grin grin
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by bazuka001(m): 11:03pm On Apr 17, 2015
Bance - idol
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by banjeezay(m): 11:32pm On Apr 17, 2015
Cavani-Barber
Jones-Footbal Viewin centre owner
Welbeck-Bartender
(Fp 4 dz)
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by youngin(m): 11:36pm On Apr 17, 2015
shoro niyen undecided
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by donstevico(m): 12:17am On Apr 18, 2015
ronaldinho-dentist
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by whillyamz98(m): 7:54pm On Apr 21, 2015
LOL.
Paul pogba (street fighter)

Juan Cuadrado (igbo and ogogoro seller)

Ashley young (aka wesley snipes... hired assasin)

Juan mata (bakery work)

Arturo vidal (grand theft vice city) but he looks like sean paul.

Drogba (village haunter)

Frank Ribery (fire service customer care)

Robben (barber)

Pepe and Fellaini (mortuary attendant or undertakers)...

Zouma (could be used as masqurede for any festival)

and lastly...

Arsene Wenger (mr bean).
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by Hman12(m): 7:12am On Apr 22, 2015
Abeg do us a favor n compile Naija super eagle all of dem o make we for know where dem belong.
Re: Footballers Who's Appearance Does Not Suit Football: by dave2meek(m): 12:15pm On Apr 22, 2015
Suarez

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