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Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 4:55pm On Jan 19, 2009
iice:


Brash, i dey her side. . .i go make sure she clean, wash and cook tongue


Excellente! cheesy kiss

Mukii
When you go like resume?
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by mukina2: 4:57pm On Jan 19, 2009
chei!!! see coup. wey my sleeping pill? cry grin grin

cuz i know say this na one afternoon dream  angry

brash if ya PA nor comot for my front hin go wound o angry grin

laydee na you be pako . angry infact start returning all the things you don use style tif from me grin

proper ajemargarine like me cool

you berra take over ur cleaning and washing job back o grin

you sabi wash well well grin
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 5:12pm On Jan 19, 2009
Mukii
Dont worry, u will enjoy the job
I no dey messy
I dont eat too much
And i dont soil clothes like a baby

So your job has been made easier
Times are tough, u wont get a better offer on the table especially with the financial market and economic crisis sweeping through the globe!


IICE
What extra incentive can i throw in to make it more appealing to Mukii?
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by mukina2: 5:13pm On Jan 19, 2009
and i say i nor want angry
give iice she say she want grin grin
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by iice(f): 5:27pm On Jan 19, 2009
Laydee. . .na your dream job na grin grin
You no even gas work hard since brash dey easy to look after, hin nor dey messy etc tongue

I don retire grin
My days of laying in the sun are now tongue

Nor try point brash to my side angry Your contract don already dey drafted grin.


Brash, add her peppered flavored chingum grin
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by mukina2: 5:37pm On Jan 19, 2009
brash who else sabi the job reach iice? grin

she sabi do her job well o.

washing cleaning and ironing in record time sef grin grin

hire her

iice all the way cheesy cheesy cheesy

laydee
i don dey campaign for you o grin grin cheesy
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 5:37pm On Jan 19, 2009
IICE
Yes oo
Contract has been drafted and printed
It was picked up by the mail dude and will arrive at Mukii's tmor morning! grin cheesy

Mukii
Peppered chingum will be the iceing on the cake
And nor worry, u know need wear uniform, u can dress in jeans and sneakers!! grin tongue kiss
Looking forward to welcoming you in your new role on the 26th of January 2009
Hehe kiss grin
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by mukina2: 5:40pm On Jan 19, 2009
brash

make that mail man reach my door angry

hin go see sontin angry

iice dey available grin
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 5:44pm On Jan 19, 2009
Mukii

Nothing wey u fit do unless u wan sleep Police cell! grin


And i am sure u no go like am because it is hell on earth! kiss grin
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by iice(f): 5:45pm On Jan 19, 2009
iice nor dey available grin

Laydee i nor know who you dey campaign for ooo angry grin grin


Brash, i know say you sabi correct thing kiss.
Muki na the best for the job.
No time wasted, well executed and well worth your tomtom and chingum grin
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 5:52pm On Jan 19, 2009
Mukii
I don warn u
U attend interview, i hire u, u come dey front becoz IICE dey here!!
If u no resume next monday, na tow truck wey go come carry you comot for house! grin cheesy kiss#

IICE
Make we enforce uniform?
A maid skirt, stockings and smart shirt?
U know corporate maid style! grin cheesy


Mukii clothing allowance sef go dey, so no fear or u fit wear ur converser on the the dress code above!! kiss grin
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by mukina2: 5:54pm On Jan 19, 2009
na only front i dey do, what of sides and back grin angry angry angry

i dey sue una for trying to force an Aje like me to work angry

my lawyer will be calling you angry
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by iice(f): 6:01pm On Jan 19, 2009
Brash make we slowly work in the uniform.
Make muki dey settled in first grin Then she can wear pink uniform grin grin


Laydee you still dey claim bota? Make i send telegram to uncle sef for zonal angry
Hin go settle this bota/pako thing angry tongue


You know i loff you kiss kiss
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 6:04pm On Jan 19, 2009
Mukii u know say if uncle for zonal recieve that telegram, foul yansh go blow open?!
Anyway we will be expecting you on your first day of work
Are you looking forward my dear?

Dont bring a lunch box as lunch provision has been factored into the terms and condition of your employment!

IICE
We go integrate the pink uniform later then

Chei i can wait for my newest employee, i plan to wash am with pammy
! cheesy grin kiss
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by iice(f): 6:07pm On Jan 19, 2009
Chaiii this job na dream job.
Free food, free pammy, dress code anything goes. . . for now
Tomtom and peppered flavored chingum. . .
With bonus sef. . .laydee na good job ooo grin grin


Brash kiss, me don waka. . .i need sleep grin
Take care of mi loff kiss kiss

Laydee kiss kiss

Twinny ooo! sad kiss kiss kiss
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 6:10pm On Jan 19, 2009
IICE
No worries, she is in safe hands!
Chat to you laterz tongue kiss

Mukii
Oya come here naw! kiss grin
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by mukina2: 6:12pm On Jan 19, 2009
Laydee kiss
angry angry angry angry
Pink wetin angry
thank God sef say nor be me get job grin
na you go do am grin cheesy

pako like you, make we call zonal uncle o
make hin con settle this once and for all grin
rest well sweet dreams tri tri tongue

brash
i don sue already angry grin

Ika kiss kiss kiss
you know i luff you
take it easy
come with the  lipsrsealed o
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 1:12am On Jan 20, 2009
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

this house dey empty , make i go tiff pammy? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 1:14am On Jan 20, 2009
@ twinny ,mk2 and mr crackles kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

sending the loff right back at cha! cheesy
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 1:14am On Jan 20, 2009
ikamefa:


yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

this house dey empty , make i go tiff pammy?  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

For where?
If i catch you, na godogodo go bullala your bum
! cheesy
If you touch that pammy, Brash go rain blow for ur head! kiss tongue


IkaaA na u be dis?
Person talk say na midnight wey i fit catch you, so i come set trap!
!! grin
I don miss u die
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 1:16am On Jan 20, 2009
ikamefa:


@ twinny ,mk2 and mr crackles kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

sending the loff right back at cha! cheesy

Recieved and acknowledged on behalf of me, twinny and MK2! cheesy kiss
We loff you
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 1:17am On Jan 20, 2009
MrCrackles:

For where?
If i catch you, na godogodo go bullala your bum
! cheesy
If you touch that pammy, Brash go rain blow for ur head! kiss tongue


IkaaA na u be dis?
Person talk say na midnight wey i fit catch you, so i come set trap!
!! grin


grin grin grin grin  ha! brash i nor know sey you dey house oh!  tongue yes na me cheesy come na make we pally shack all the pammy before muki and iice go waka come back wink
i don dey crave pammy since! oya na! pour me a big cup  cheesy cheesy cheesy

Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 1:21am On Jan 20, 2009
ikamefa:


grin grin grin grin  ha! brash i nor know sey you dey house oh!  tongue yes na me cheesy come na make we pally shack all the pammy before muki and iice go waka come back wink
i don dey crave pammy since! oya na! pour me a big cup  cheesy cheesy cheesy

Ok me we pally drink the whole gourd finish
I get peppered ponmo as well, d tin sweet, i carry am come from naija
Chei, 4 is a crowd, 2 is manageable
Me and IkaA all d way to pammy paradise tonight
! cheesy kiss
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 1:26am On Jan 20, 2009
yippeeeeeeeeeeee cheesy peppered ponmo? the thing get ugu taste??" grin " abi na bitter leave dem take prepare am?
yes oh! cheesy all the way to pammy paradise, just hold yah side wella grin c o s this pammy na overnight oh,the thing nor dey fear face " grin "
erhmmmmm you bring gala come from 9 j a? cheesy cheesy
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 1:28am On Jan 20, 2009
I bring gala come oo and fan yogo
Make i bring?
I buy u pirated Alhaji CD too, u go dance?
Pammy paradise is the way forward
I know say na me and u sabi shack pammy pass
!! kiss cheesy
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 1:37am On Jan 20, 2009
but of course! wey the cd?
dem still dey sell fan yogo for naija shocked shocked na wah! cheesy
na oshodi gala i dey find jare tongue

yes ke! nor mind my twinnies dem cheesy dem nor sabi nattin grin grin grin grin
( muki and iice nor be me type this one oh, my keyboard has a life of its own " grin" )
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 1:43am On Jan 20, 2009
The CD dey with Mukii, she dey burn am!
Common dem still dey sell fanyogo naw, d thing wey i never see for donkey years, same ol same after dat long! cheesy
Na airport road gala wey i get oo, u go manage am? tongue
IkaA u no go kill me with ur wicked sense of humour
! cheesy grin
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 1:50am On Jan 20, 2009
airport road? cheesy that one is too ajebotaish for me jare!

i need either A.J city gala, or munshi own grin cheesy cheesy

nor mind me jare! tongue

what about kulikuli? cheesy
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 1:52am On Jan 20, 2009
Kullikulli for where?immigration no allow make i carry am enter
Dem talk say if not for my Red Passport, dem for deport me back to Naija for bringing contraband! cheesy
I go send for Ajegunle Gala, but where false teeth when u wan chop am oo coz na so so stones wey go full and ur teeth fit scatter
! kiss tongue
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 2:00am On Jan 20, 2009
haaaaaaaaaaaa those immigration people sef dey to oversabi  angry

i was going to ask you for:
tanfiri
boli and epa
guguru
kilishi
agbalumo
asala  "  grin"

MrCrackles:



I go send for Ajegunle Gala, but where[b] false teeth[/b] when u wan chop am oo coz na so so stones wey go full and ur teeth fit scatter
! kiss tongue

gbam! i knew you were going to ask na!  grin  i don ready for you since!
if my teeth scatter i get spare ones as you can see "  grin "

brash gotta run!  kiss kiss later

Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 2:03am On Jan 20, 2009
Ikaa
Nite me loff
Chat to you later
Me sef dey go sleep kiss

IICE and Mukii
Sleep tight!
kiss
Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by iice(f): 10:24am On Jan 20, 2009
Twinnyyyyyyyyyyyy kiss kiss sad ar not catch you again sad
You no go kill me grin grin

Brash! kiss grin

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