African Proverbs
1.The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the
vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the farmer who grows corns by the road side
have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not
know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure
to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is
the day you will know there is a better way of
resolving issues without using violence.

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Note- SouthAfrica is not included.

11) A man who runs around looking for seciorss to cut an indomie packet is not hungry[Nigeria]


12) Any African man Hu does not regard agege bread nd akara as a kind of sandwich is not proud of his country[Nigeria ]


13) Any man Hu drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder [Nigeria ]

South Africa not included Xenophobia @ wrk

If u never marry, ur in-law no fit die (9ja)

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