You probably must have heard of elephantiasis
abi?.. Forget it..cos it isn't making the list..you might
wish to have some nd some u would absolutely run
from!..
1..Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva “StoneMan
Syndrome”
U knw when you suffer an injury and u probably
wait for the muscles to patch up alongside the
ligaments..imagine..the muscles and ligaments
growing back as bones!..yes!..the stone man disease
virtually makes u like a statue..ur skeleton would
probably look like ...I dnt knw how to describe
2...Cotard’s Delusion, “Walking Corpse Syndrome”
A rare asin extremly rare medical condition that is a
mental disorder..dnt think they shoot dis dudes and
they don't die..what happen is that they have a very
absurd illusion of their body parts being missing nd
they tend to act like it..they would do anything to be
with their "kind" and love being with dead
things..seriously you dnt wanna jam dis type around
12pm
3...
Epidermodysplasia Verruciformis, Lewandowsky-
Lutz dysplasia, “Tree Man Syndrome”
You think elephantiasis is bad?..then this
badder!..the tree man syndrome is also another rare
disorder that ur limbs have an appearance of tree
barks growing on them!..actually they are warts
gone bad!..and they actually are painfull and heavy
as eewish that they appear
4...Aquagenic urticaria, “Water Allergy”
Being hydrophobic is crazy but imagine when you
can't touch water..no bathing, ur lips dnt touch
water and no rain bath..eeeyaaa!!...altho its debated
that impurities causes our number 4 crazy disease
no one can still phantom why people who suffer
from this have non stop itching and blisters
whenever they come in contact with water
5..Alien Hand Syndrome
When ur pastors said that ur left hand should never
know what ur right is doing ..I bet he didn't know
they are some people that do not know what one of
their hands is doing..instance!..you are in office and
trying to write down a note and ur other hand is just
wiggling and jumping up and down telling
everybody waka and u can't stop it!..what was
actually going in is..ur other hand is acting
according to instructions from ur thinking faculty
while the alien hand is just acting to impulse from
the brain...try posing a threat to ur self e.g cut a
finger nail and you will experience the deadliest
fight of fingers..
6.. porphyria "vampire disease"
Vampire diaries na lie abi?..try meeting someone
that cannot step into the sun if not their skin
bubbles and boils..that's not all, these dudes have
modified gums that are retracted and pointy that
give them appearance of fangs and +1 they sheet
purple sheet..yes oh! purple shiit..these dudes
where soppused to be dogs but where just born
humans according to their brain tho!..if u are staying
in sokoto or kastina nd u have this then bros!..I am
very very sorry for you..
7...CIPA "no pain disease"..
Oyaa..I personally wished I had this in controlled
form..when mumsy dey get boys that year!..CIPA is a
very funny disease like u dnt feel pain..either hot or
cold or blow or punch, internal pain ooh..abi
igbati..but altho it sounds cool u feel only all other
stimuli like going to toilet and hunger but imagine
being in sokoto and ur body doesn't know how to
sweat!..but no bone things I still dey feel this one
8..Persistent sexual arousal syndrome
This 1 is just so somehow!..imagine being at orgasm
or close to orgasm 247..I know some fokls would
love this but..lemme hint u on the bad side..u
blackout! Yes! Nd it doesn't stop..ur dicck is always
hard and you non stop are wet as a lady...if ur
girlfriend has this one then u wldnt have the
embarrassment of "mtcheew! He can't
perform"..**winks**
9...The ondo state outbreak "mysterious disease"..
Yess ooh!! We can't outlook this one!..a disease that
has no cousin or mother and tests negative to the
top 50 deadliest diseases then you know that its
scary and deadly as well as so so..ondoish...
altho the state has prohibited the spread of false
information that doesn't stop the fact that this
disease has no checker!..it turns you blind because
of swelling attacks ur nervous system and activates
ur pain receptors in spasms..
10...This spot is reserved for the deadliest but also
cooles...hold on!..the Gods are saying
something....ok! What do u think should be no. 10?

Lol op u funny die.. Were r d pictures [

Kai. Strange.