Basildvalour:
Get married and find out

Oh! I am too tired, I had a long day in the office, I presided over a meeting that lasted 8 hours today, I am overfed, I cant even get up, etc.

one babe told me she wil rape me wen am sleepin if I tell her dat

Cutehector:
one babe told me she wil rape me wen am sleepin if I tell her dat

Hehe! No be when your banana says attention to the duty?

Raping is allowed so long as shez your WIFE

Basildvalour:
Hehe! No be when your banana says attention to the duty?

Raping is allowed so long as shez your WIFE

lol I heard dat the banana can rise to attention wen aroused even wen asleep.

marymaria:

same here, still in church *covers face*

lol... ours just ended now

Cutehector:
lol I heard dat the banana can rise to attention wen aroused even wen asleep.

Scientists told us that its rising deals with the brain and what it thinks at a point in time.

If you really want it, then, it will rise but if not, it might rise but not to full attention.

She can help herself by just allowing you lie face up and do the cowgirl stuff on you

Basildvalour:
Scientists told us that its rising deals with the brain and what it thinks at a point in time.

If you really want it, then, it will rise but if not, it might rise but not to full attention.

She can help herself by just allowing you lie face up and do the cowgirl stuff on you

or she gvs u a bj. Ur dreams will be pleasant

Cutehector:
or she gvs u a bj. Ur dreams will be pleasant

At this juncture, she will be needing it more than you'd

Basildvalour:
At this juncture, she will be needing it more than you'd

yes 100percent!.. I won't even wake up frm sleep. Bible says husbands, dnt deny ur wives ur body

Cutehector:
yes 100percent!.. I won't even wake up frm sleep. Bible says husbands, dnt deny ur wives ur body

You didn't finish the biblical quote...

I won't help you

Basildvalour:
You didn't finish the biblical quote...

I won't help you

lol whch part?

Cutehector:
lol whch part?

I said no help. Go and finish up your research

Basildvalour:
I said no help. Go and finish up your research

tell me na. Am not good in cramming

Cutehector:
tell me na. Am not good in cramming

you don't cram, you study....Go study ur bible, dont cram it

Basildvalour:
you don't cram, you study....Go study ur bible, dont cram it

aii.

Cutehector:
Will miss ur destiny being reset
Will miss stagnation in your life
Will miss spirit caging
Will miss being tied down..


Infact, u will miss death on d last day


Shout out to all those who hold on to God's promises steadfastly..

if it was a penalty shootout.I would miss every chance.infact I would av been worst than facao.chai I be misser oh..lol..

danielmichael:

A lot of people might have told you that you miss
a lot for not having "sex", the answer is capital
“YES” you miss a lot and would continue missing
them:



1. You miss contracting HIV/AIDS
2. You miss unwanted pregnancy.
3. You miss being unwanted husband/wife
4. You miss having sexually transmitted disease.

How did you end up with those names?
Daniel?
Michael?

May God have mercy on your soul!

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m still in choch o!!!

m in a meeting now, AYF meeting

hungry jux de cash me [/xoxo u be Anglican ??]...