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Problem In Heaven by Nobody: 1:46pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Make Una Raf Small ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time? ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules! They don't wait for their turn in anything! They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they got here. GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello.. SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: Ur worship my father! I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: What's going on over there? SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (He stammers), They... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners!..... 9ja eeh! Nija People ooO!!!!!!!!!!! Papa GOD Na Joke ooO!! 1 Like |
Re: Problem In Heaven by Cutehector(m): 1:48pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Somehow dry. |
Re: Problem In Heaven by 42n8dzydoo(m): 1:53pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
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Re: Problem In Heaven by Blakjewelry(m): 2:08pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
I only like dem don quench the fire part |
Re: Problem In Heaven by ATMC(f): 2:25pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Lol sooooooo funnyyyyy Hahahahahaha hohohohohohoho hehehehehehehe kikikikikiki buhahawawawa lelelelele lililililili why r u smili...**coughs** |
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