Saturday night ended in tragedy for 23 year old Alan Escamilla. According to reports Alan Escamilla was struck by lightning while he was self servicing in his bedroom. Scoop has more:



According to Dallas MD, Alan Escamilla was self servicing in his bedroom, before a massive bolt of lightning struck him.When police and ambulance arrived on the scene, they found Alan Escamilla, which “looked like burnt coal”, according to Officer Bryan Granados.

Alans parents rushed to his bedroom where they heard a loud boom and saw Alan Escamilla in a self servicing position, with his hand wrapped tightly around his man-hood. Alan Escamilla father said his sons body was rock hard but he was breathing heavily and very much alive.

“This like a sign from God” says the family church pastor Oscar Reyes, Who lives 2 houses down from Alan Escamilla. According to Alan Escamilla’s family and friends, Alan was a chronic masturbator, self servicing up to 5 times a day, and it is no surprise that he was struck by lighting while self servicing.

“If there was one thing about Alan, it’s that he masturbated all the time, Once he spent 4 hours in my restroom just self servicing I had to force him out my apartment” says long time friend of Alex Godoy. Alan Escamilla is expected to fully recover according to Baylor Hospital.



http://www.informationng.com/2015/04/23-year-old-struck-by-lightening-while-masturbating-in-bedroom.html

lol......
Wetin persin no go hear.....

May thunder storm like this kill all those bloody barbaric bastąrd miserable South Africans.

did he die?

I don't know what to say for now

winningbt:
I don't know what to say for now

See thunder O, people weh u suppose strike are those useless ZULUS in south africa, u come they strike little boy weh they do hin thing jeje?

Did you read the report?

iamayodeji:
did he die?

*thnder sound* GBROOOOM! *God's voice* thou shall not masturbate

I repent oooo, I repent oooo,

Nawa ooo

Hell or Heaven?

lol whr r d vaseline crew una don hear, GOD is watchin u

Caught in the act

Hmmm..

To my Nigerian wankers, God is watching you. . . thunder loading. . .

shoro niyen?

And they say there is no God?

This just shows that God is watchin everyone. Just wishing him quick recovery, Hoping he learnt his lessons.

Konji na B.astard

I will not do it again o.

No be small something

Abeg I no believe.

Na lie #grabmyvaseline

To the #TeamVaseline CREW......this is a sign and a warning.

Airforce1:


you were the reason why I created these thread

Bro, thank you for saving my life.

Austeenx:


Bro, thank you for saving my life.

Since the guy wey break 'im lappy on top self service matter don get awoof lappy.

My broda, how e go be for you ? who gon look out for you

Poor you

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I can imagine the guy about to hit the climax and ...........KABOOOOOOOOOOMMM.

He actually arrived at the same time with the thunder. What a thunderous climax