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A Must See Holy Toasting [joke] by chimene14: 9:18am On Apr 21, 2015 |
Holy Toasting...! Boy: do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” Girl: But I don’t love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true? Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Girl: What will happen if I say yes? Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures? Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. " Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God. Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!” Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this. Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things." Girl: owwww I love you already Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." 1 Share
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Re: A Must See Holy Toasting [joke] by Eniqurl(f): 10:20am On Apr 21, 2015 |
Lol. |
Re: A Must See Holy Toasting [joke] by MzzTega(f): 10:43am On Apr 21, 2015 |
beautiful . Some niggars acted this in my school. |
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