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Manual By Nairalander On How To Get Back At South Africans... Silently.. by smoothvee(m): 12:47pm On Apr 21, 2015
How to steal from Shoprite without
getting caught:
Walk into any Shoprite mall and pick some goods and put
them in the cart or trolley...
Proceed to their "Kiosk" NOT the "Counters" to pay!
When you have paid for the items and they are bagged,
proceed to the exit and on getting to the exit where you
would tender your receipt or teller to be inspected and
torn by the security details at the door...make a "dejected
face" and tell them you forgot something you were
supposed to buy...
They would ask you to drop the nylon bags which
contains the stuff you initially bought (don't argue...just
drop them)
Go back to the shelves and racks and pick the items you
wish to steal...
Now go back to the place you dropped the first items and
take the nylon bags and proceed back to the Kiosk (ensure
that there is a reasonable queue at the kiosks)...
Now when you get there, look around to ensure that no
one is looking at you and peel out the price tags of the
items you wish to steal and bag them with the first
items...
Proceed to the exit of Shoprite and tender the slip or
receipt of the first items you paid for...
The security detail will then collect it and tear it and then
you can take your leave!
HOW IT WORKS....
The price tags on the items are programmed with the
scanner that reads and marks the items which is used in
the counters and kiosks. At the exit doors, there are
sensors which detect when you leave with an item which
has not been scanned. If you pass any of those sensors
with the un-scanned tag on the item, an alarm would go
off and you will be apprehended!
I did it yesterday and successfully stole a WAHL hair
clipper worth 8k, 2 perfumes and some fruits.
Since the useless South Africans stole
from Nigerians violently, let's steal
from them silently till run them down!

Manual by nairalander ( lawanson) on how to get back at South Africans... Silently.. Hahahhahahaaha i swear
Re: Manual By Nairalander On How To Get Back At South Africans... Silently.. by Rapzino: 12:51pm On Apr 21, 2015
For your mind you be boss ehn?
Re: Manual By Nairalander On How To Get Back At South Africans... Silently.. by imbless: 12:53pm On Apr 21, 2015
Hmmm!

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