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Brains At Work! by write2obi(m): 8:03pm On Apr 21, 2015
PLEASE DON'T LAUGH ALONE
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira
to a wrong account number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to stop the person from withdrawing the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the person's
phone saying.
"Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight 12am. That money is only for your transport.
I'll send you more for your shopping. There are
riches awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks
after the initiation, a family member very close to your
heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and
another 2 weeks later the next person close to your
heart again will die too, these deaths will unlock
your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any
part of the world, change into all kinds of animal to
deliver your various assignments. Remember to
come with a syringe and needle for drawing your
blood every 20 minutes. Please remember that you must not come a minute late nor a minute earlier
because the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in
case you are not ready to join, please send
back the money otherwise you will die in the next
24hrs". ....
5 minutes later he got an sms saying, wow, pls send another 2 million naira my friend is also interested....
The Igbo Man Fainted.

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