AllNaijaBlogger:
@ Ishilove

There is an issue with your thread for frontpage requests.



You said that threads with too much explicit sexxual imagery will not make frontpage and will be sectioned to the sexuality section.

How much sexxual imagery is too much in a literary work? What would criteria would you use to make sure that you and other mods would stoop to a subjective measurement "excessive sexually explicit content"?


cc senbonzakurakageyoshi, Ishilove, Standd, Laykorn, joseph1832

thronekid:

She kidded, bro. She never meant it.
Harzadous's story of Addiction made it, so......

But also, a great writer told me a few days ago, 'it'd be better you better your lot than aspire after trivial heights. Heights would get altered into stepping stones once you up your game,' I learnt from him, you should try to, too.

PeAcE!

AllNaijaBlogger:



Thanks for that and the advice.

AllNaijaBlogger:
@ Ishilove

There is an issue with your thread for frontpage requests.



You said that threads with too much explicit sexxual imagery will not make frontpage and will be sectioned to the sexuality section.

How much sexxual imagery is too much in a literary work? What would criteria would you use to make sure that you and other mods would stoop to a subjective measurement "excessive sexually explicit content"?

joseph1832:
Bro I tell you not no bother about whatever criteria they put or device for a write up to make front page!. Sincerely, I care less!.

Just do your thing and leave the rest!.

AllNaijaBlogger:




Front page na sweet thing. But I get your gist. I think it's more important to focus on my writing

senbonzakurakageyoshi:
Thanks to everyone who has weighed in on this discussion so far. It is reassuring to see that I'm not alone in my view that the literature section needs a revamp and I'm thankful for all suggestions and observations that have been contributed so far. The homepage recommendation thread is a really good idea, IMO - at least from recommendations, we can tell whose work has been worth reading and some of us who might not have seen such works would get to discover them.

A step in the right direction.

standd:
Ishilove:

"The story has to have at least three long updates or six short updates before it can be considered for the home page.
Please Note:
These criteria applies to all genres..."


Ishilove, kindly explain the bolded. Because some of us may have just one long update or 2 short updates, how should this in any way determine what gets to FP or not?

AllNaijaBlogger:
Also what do you mean by updates?





I would be grateful if you could explain. Thanks

whitemosquito:
The homepage recommendation is not a new development. I stand to be corrected, but to my knowledge, it's been around from Cuddlemii's era.

Nevertheless, it still begs the question, 'what makes a thread homepage worthy?'
If it is left to our dearly beloved but unexposed readers, chaff will be threshed with the wheat.

I feel the decision should be left for a select few; seasoned literature landers, informed writers themselves, perhaps people from the time Efemena and co talked about, peeps whose opinion the majority of Nl literatti hold in esteem....those sort of peeps.

Ishilove:

That criteria applies to stories that will run like series. For short stories with one single post, then that criteria will not be applied.

Ishilove:

He brought out his massive, throbbing dick and rubbed it on my dripping wet puzzy. My puzzyy was vibrating for his thrust

I moaned and screamed "Yes baby, fvck me hard, Fvckkkkkk me like a stallion!!!!!!!"

Ishilove:

Sorry for the late response, i get so many mentions so i sometimes miss some.

An update to a story, in the context which it is used on Nairaland means a post.

A story with sexually explicit content which will make a thread unsuitable for the homepage is a story that has graphic descriptions of the genitals, graphic descritpions of the art of lovemaking, and strong sexually explicit language.

for example: "He brought out his massive, throbbing dick and rubbed it on her dripping wet puzzy. The puzzyy was vibrating for his thrust

She moaned and screamed "Yes baby, fvck me hard, Fvckkkkkk me like a stallion!!!!!!!"




I hope you get me?

LarrySun:
Oh! God gracious! It was vibrating for his thrust? Does that really happen? Vibrating for a thrust?

And, like a stallion! Now this is my most hilarious simile of the month! I just can't stop laughing hard!

kayemjay:


Ishilove!!! Ishi oooo!!! Who spoil my Ishi like this? Choi!

Ishilove:

Sorry for the late response, i get so many mentions so i sometimes miss some.

An update to a story, in the context which it is used on Nairaland means a post.

A story with sexually explicit content which will make a thread unsuitable for the homepage is a story that has graphic descriptions of the genitals, graphic descritpions of the art of lovemaking, and strong sexually explicit language.

for example: "He brought out his massive, throbbing dick and rubbed it on her dripping wet puzzy. The puzzyy was vibrating for his thrust

She moaned and screamed "Yes baby, fvck me hard, Fvckkkkkk me like a stallion!!!!!!!"




I hope you get me?

kayemjay:


Ishilove!!! Ishi oooo!!! Who spoil my Ishi like this? Choi!

LarrySun:
Oh! God gracious! It was vibrating for his thrust? Does that really happen? Vibrating for a thrust?

And, like a stallion! Now this is my most hilarious simile of the month! I just can't stop laughing hard!

joseph1832:
The question is, how does a stallion fucccck? And has she ever seen stallion fucccck?. lmao!.

You know sometimes I just feel like hugging Ishilove and sometimes I feel like slapping her!. Lol.

standd:
DanWrites...hello Awayu?
If you were referring to me as a 'friend' of Ishilove in your now hidden thread, can you pls tell me why you feel some of us don't deserve FP and some of you do?
Again, what has stopped you from recommending threads for the FP since the thread was created? Were you banned from doing so?

Btw, I'm going back to that thread to recommend another of my story. If it is FP worthy, fine and if it is not, I will improve on my writing.

Btw, I don't want to bicker oh, but the bile running in some peoples guts can poison them. Easy, biko. No one has ever paid me for making FP.

Ishilove:
I feel like strangling you most times

standd:
DanWrites...hello Awayu?
If you were referring to me as a 'friend' of Ishilove in your now hidden thread, can you pls tell me why you feel some of us don't deserve FP and some of you do?
Again, what/who is stopping you from recommending threads for the FP since the thread was created? Were you banned from doing so?
Go and recommend great stories written by the great writers you prefer, no one is stopping you.

As for me and my stories, some like us, some don't. Life goes on.

Btw, I'm going back to that thread to recommend another of my story. If it is FP worthy, fine and if it is not, I will improve on my writing.

Btw, I don't want to bicker oh, but the bile running in some peoples guts can poison them. Easy, biko. No one has ever paid me for making FP.

D9ty7:

They yaff make Standd vex now.
Anyone who doesn't like the way your stories make frontpage should make friends with Ishilove too na.lol.
*Abeg, how many kegs of palmwine does Ishilove take to becomes one's friend?
DanWrites, recommend you own stories for frontpage or you know the rest.

standd:


I pay 5000bututs for each of my story that makes FP

I shall come and bitch-slap anyone that mentions or alludes to my name anyhow in malicious talk and envious rantings......I mean it

joseph1832:
All the more reason why you shouldn't give a rats penis if your stories make FP or not!.

D9ty7:

You must be very rich then..... But what's this obsession about Nairaland's homepage?
You should learn to ignore some people on this forum. They are not worth getting a reply from you.
*Ishilove, come here, I want to be your friend. lol

D9ty7:
*Ish.ilove, come here, I want to be your friend. lol

standd:


I really don't care but why are they beefing all over the place na. If you see my story on FP and you don't like it, then write your own and recommend it for FP...Simples! Or you can even remove it from FP too...no one will die.

Btw, I will write more short stories to be recommended for FP so please haters can swerve and remain --------->>>>>>>> swerved!

joseph1832:
Not like I read your stories or any other story here but if truly you don't care... Then you should and will ignore them.

Seeing that you do neither of this, I'll say you care that much!. But its okay if you do dear, it doesn't make you a lesser human being! In fact it makes you human.