emusmith:


How many cars do you want him to have?

Rich people value little things...Poor people? Hmm

Kingblingz:
But if we see the one wey u buy for dis ur Boo boo we go FLY abi? No be even say na better Singlet lyk LUX nd co,una go buy MBL singlet wey be say if u wash am once,u fit sow up nd dwn with am! I pray diz year d wind of CHANGE go blow una o....

ginawest:
Dis one z small..lolz..if u c my own gift ehn,u wl know dat pipu r stingy..lolz

Iamsynord:


What of Me way my Girl day buy me Singlet and Jeans. I be Wolverine ??

bettercreature:
Upon all his billions,my kitchen better past his sitting room
guys pls enjoy your money

Aminat508:
Dis one small, if u see d kind gift my boo boo bought for me on my birthday, hmmmm u go run

Run?? .... how??

Sijo01:
Russian girlfriend? Is it really necessary including her nationality?

kilokeys:
#

the average naija girl on ur birthday


girl: baby, happy birthday
boy: aww thanks hun
girl: have u eaten since morning
boy: naaah, nt really

girl: oya take us out na.. we have to celebrate

boy: what did u buy for me?

girl : oya .. collect kiss u know i love u.. besides..u guys always say girls are materialistic.. see who's talking

boy then takes bae out... bae asks boy to feed her with his chicken, bae. takes her samosa and springrolls along with her taxi back to her parent's house.
boy still calls bae to find out if she has gotten home.
10k gone



common sense and anti-magazine is the best birthday gift boy can ever have

ginawest:
Dis one z small..lolz..if u c my own gift ehn,u wl know dat pipu r stingy..lolz

Sleekyshuga:

LOL . The kinda chics you keep meeting, Kilokeys..

CHANGE is here oo.. Detest from such chics that only collects without giving back, even on his birthday.

kilokeys:

sleek ..u know my gf na
she isnt common breed

me just dey mouth off .. looking for trouble
my phone undergoing repairs.. call me joor.

Krismart:
Mine bought me children perf and small card and reminded me DAT her own bday is coming soon

smvinreal:
I even thought it was a car or House abi private jet self

Kingblingz:
Boss if ur Belle tear,I still get one Singlet wey my babe buy 4 my last birthdae wey I neva wear,I go give u wear Sir!

Krismart:
Mine bought me children perf and small card and reminded me DAT her own bday is coming soon

Hawlahscho:
HE SHOULD BE MANAGING THAT GIFT ON CHELSEA BENCH.

Kingblingz:
But if we see the one wey u buy for dis ur Boo boo we go FLY abi? No be even say na better Singlet lyk LUX nd co,una go buy MBL singlet wey be say if u wash am once,u fit sow up nd dwn with am! I pray diz year d wind of CHANGE go blow una o....

Kingblingz:
My boo be buying me Boxers nd Singlet as if na car wash I wan open wey I go wear dem work! Smh