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SHOCKING!!! Couple Arrested For Selling “tickets To Heaven” by visiondee(m): 1:00pm On Apr 23, 2015
Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told their buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in. Celebrity has more:



“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”

Tito Watts said in his police statement: I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…

Source:http://www.informationng.com/2015/04/shocking-couple-arrested-for-selling-tickets-to-heaven.html

Re: SHOCKING!!! Couple Arrested For Selling “tickets To Heaven” by shakazuldadon: 1:01pm On Apr 23, 2015
dem be yoruba ni cool shocked... na tribal marks be that
Re: SHOCKING!!! Couple Arrested For Selling “tickets To Heaven” by html14java(f): 1:02pm On Apr 23, 2015
hmmmm.... na WASH
Re: SHOCKING!!! Couple Arrested For Selling “tickets To Heaven” by politricks: 1:06pm On Apr 23, 2015
The people that bought those tickets needs to floged as well.

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