Once upon a time when I was in Secondary School. I remembered it was during my WAEC days precisely. We had an orientation from our principal that if an External Supervisor catches you with Expo that We should eat and swallow the Expo to
destroy the evidence.

My brothers and sisters, on this particular day we had biology and I had an
Expo with me,
I didnt know the External supervisor had been monitoring the way my head have been constantly looking down until he shouted
"Hey you! Give me that!

As he was approaching to collect "THE SOMETHING"
My classmates and everybody was telling me
Peter swallow it....!
Even my principal keep giving me signal to swallow it as soon as possible.

I was just there in confusion as tension filled the air,
Tears were gently and gradually clouding my eyes, Cos I knew what i was carrying.

I started sweating profusely and was just
shaking my head to signal everybody that
what I was carrying is not what I can swallow.

I was carrying Modern Biology Textbook,
Which chapter will i start
from...!

HAVE A FUN FILLED DAY...
‪#‎Thank_GOD_Its_FRIDAY

Story culled from http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/showthread.php?tid=271

omo...u for put the text book for ur mouth swallow ram,if nah me i for do am....bt na dere dem go carry my dead body go mortuary my bulge eyes go comot like say i jam trailer.....

ibrams:
omo...u for put the text book for ur mouth swallow ram,if nah me i for do am....bt na dere dem go carry my dead body go mortuary my bulge eyes go comot like say i jam trailer.....

Chai you wicked o. See wetin you dey advise me

vicky4227:

Chai you wicked o. See wetin you dey advise me

so wetin cme apen as the external invigilator cme meet u

ibrams:
so wetin cme apen as the external invigilator cme meet u

The "Sir please it is the devils work" Abeg come begin.

Common Modern Biology Textbook you no fit swallow but you go swallow random girls saliva even clean mouth join as though you lick chocolate all in the name of kisses


Guy, fear God o!

Basildvalour:
Common Modern Biology Textbook you no fit swallow but you go swallow random girls saliva even clean mouth join as though you lick chocolate all in the name of kisses


Guy, fear God o!

Lol. Guy listen to yourself. The two no be the same. One na mouth action, the other one that educational criminal action. Wetin you want make i do?

vicky4227:


Lol. Guy listen to yourself. The two no be the same. One na mouth action, the other one that educational criminal action. Wetin you want make i do?

Oh! And you think mouth action is not criminal..But those girls wey you dey give mouth action, you don marry them If no, you are also a criminal

BTW, you even know the name but you no know the name of common plants and animals, God is watching you!

Basildvalour:
Oh! And you think mouth action is not criminal..But those girls wey you dey give mouth action, you don marry them If no, you are also a criminal

BTW, you even know the name but you no know the name of common plants and animals, God is watching you!

Lol Guy Una wan finish me. I was expecting sympathy from you guys, Instead una dey bomb me. Make some one tell me Eiyaaa now. All these stone hearted guys wey full here.

I got this joke from the forum i moderate. A member has just posted another one. Here is the link. If you read this one you go laugh fall for ground.

Here: http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/showthread.php?tid=272


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