Women! We love, hate them then love them again! Enigmatic and mysterious its 2 bad that the forces that created them forgot 2 include a manual in order to help us better understand these creatures, but fear not,your man hook as usual got U all covered! Todays lesson is about the standard lies all women feed 2 guys in relationships so take note..........

1. I'm tired/not 2nite = Lol! U want 2 lash but
she is tired? Better find out your latest
crime boy! did u promise her dat new j.lo
perfume and u did not deliver? Or out of dat
40k she wanted na only 20k show? Well its a
well known fact dat a womans sex drive is
hard wired 2 her financial contentment so
when "tins ruff" expect dis magic tiredness 2
show up in her bedroom vocabulary regularly!
But once u take care of her latest desire
expect her performance 2 increase 2 the
point dat U would think she has red bull
running tru her blood stream rather than
blood!


2. I don't mind if U check out other babes = 4 where? U shall pay dearly 4 this crime for
months if not years! So U think all her hair
and make up, styling up, shoe game and all
other efforts and looking her best were done
4 other guys? Better U invest in a big pair of
sunglasses if u want 2 commit this crime oh!
Women hate dis 2 the core! Envy is dia calling
card! Don't believe she's ever going 2 be mature enuff 2 allow u do dis! SHE WON'T!


3. I'm not hungry/ I dont want 2 eat too much = Eh? so why are U now paying for 4 extra
containers of snacks and chow 4 her from
the burger joint? Babes tell dis lie becuz dey
don't want 2 look hungry in front of u or
others, they may claim dey are watching dia
weight and the rest but how come wen u
guys get home she is now attacking the
"fattening food" more than U?


4. I'm not angry with U/ I am fine= the day U
hear dis 1? Better run from dat house and
allow her 2 calm down before u return! Or we
may never see your moniker being active on
nairaland again! U HAVE BEEN WARNED!


5. I don't mind if U and your boys go out 2 the club. =
she minds, becuz dey all believe we and
the boys can never go out witout womanising
or getting new digits or even lashing! Whether
na burial una dey go sef,as long as she's not there, SHE MIND DIE!


6. U are the best I've ever had! = Yes! Na U
biko! Unfortunately dats also what she told
me after lashing me in abuja, and tunde in lagos, and abdul in kano, and tyrone in new york! U See the pattern? Wake up bro! its called stroking your ego, this will ensure your wallet stays open 2 her and her company will be desired by U! She wins both ways!


7. I'm not good at that! = maybe its a Sexual
favour, like a BJ for example! But the day she
finall handles your W balls, she sucked and played it like felas trumpet! Fear come catch u abi? Sharp girl! Most girls don't want 2 look like
a slut so dey always downplay their sex skills
2 a new paddyman! The more used 2 each
other u get d more u go sabi say na "cheerokee the porn queen" u don keep 4 house!


9. I will be ready before U get here = SHE WILL NEVER BE! Live and learn!


10. I've slept with _ amount of guys = Lmfao! Don't bother asking or hoping 4 a true answer
2 dis question, if u can locate the dead sea
scrolls maybe u can find the true figure in
there! Her bedroom skills will reveal the truth,
but bosses like myself prefer girls with experience so the higher the better after all no be marriage so I no send! And so should U! After all our numbers r high too!


11. I don't care about your money = as far as
naija babes are concerned IT IS NOT TRUE!
Country hard sha so no 2 blame dem, and u
sef go dey happy if u hold your side,so if she
gives u dis scam don't mind her, the truth will come out sooner or later!


12. We are just friends = I don't even need 2 explain dis 1! Figure it out! Lmao!



13. I love U 2! = THAT version of their love is
also available in the 36 states of the
federation, especially in the senate! so take it
with a pinch of salt, love matters only when
rings have been exchanged, families have been introduced and the commitment has been sealed! The rest na joke, I love u is d easiest word 2 say after cu.mming! So slow their roll and your own!

So there u have it boys! And the Babes feel free 2 come and start denying or defending your kind! Cheers!

Everything they tell us are lies jare!
From
Fake name
Fake DOB
Fake skool
Fake discipline
Fake parents
Fake height
Fake complexion
Fake breast
Fake yansh
Fake kpecus
Fake life style






Everything bout them is so fake.....even the "I love you"




#watch it!!!
Fake eyes
Fake nails
Fake

Tosyne2much is that u?

no comment..

zealot4me:
Tosyne2much is that u?

Make use of your brains please. So it's only _tosyne2much that creates lists?

Please be wise.

tochibaby:


Make use of your brains please. So it's only _tosyne2much that creates lists?

Please be wise.

Watch ya tongue!

zealot4me:





Watch ya tongue!

Who the fvck do you think you are to make that statement. Tell me, who the fvck are you?

You made a wrong presumption and I stated your mistake and instead of you to regurgitate on your flaw, you had the effrontery to quote me and spill trash.

Rubbish!

see them lol

mirexxx:
see them lol

Sweetie

tochibaby:


Who the fvck do you think you are to make that statement. Tell me, who the fvck are you?

I made a wrong presumption and I stated your mistake, instead of you to regurgitate on your flaw, you had the effrontery to quote me and spill trash

Rubbish!

Effrontery u said? I can quote anybody I want on dis forum and who d fuvk do u fink u are? u r just an attention seeking mudaf*cn b*tch and d last tin I wanna do is have an e-fyt with u..so stay off my mntn

tochibaby:


Make use of your brains please.
Please be wise.

See attack

zealot4me:



Effrontery u said? I can quote anybody I want on dis forum and who d fuvk do u fink u are? u r just an attention seeking mudaf*cn b*tch and d last tin I wanna do is have an e-fyt with u..so stay off my mntn

You want to know who I am... ok

I someone who respects intelligent opinions and not fvcked up deductions + assumptions and thoughtless mis-aligned comments that looks and sounds as if it is pulled out directly from a donkey's arse!

I just can't tolerate such comments and the people that type them, that's why I corrected you and instead of you to own up to your mistake, you are still coming at me, raving and ranting like a pregnant Abakaliki mad woman.

Arrant nonsense!

Another recycled post...

Buh why are d two ladies tearing demselves out...

Were dey angry before dey got here

tochibaby:


Sweetie

you again how u?

mirexxx:
you again how u?

Fyne
These guys just won't leave me the fvck alone. That button is really itching them to press

umu nwanyi

Could this mean that my current girlfriend is....... >:
(Diz hoes aint loyal).

tochibaby:


Fyne
These guys just won't leave me the fvck alone. That button is really itching them to press

be calm na. abeg! it annoys me that they keep banning you. your 1st acct will soon be released sha

mirexxx:
be calm na. abeg! it annoys me that they keep banning you. your 1st acct will soon be released sha

Yes

tochibaby:


Yes

lol go slp jor!

mirexxx:
lol go slp jor!

I might chop another one this night sef

tochibaby:


I might chop another one this night sef

e dey sweet you ba?

He is jes like my uncle,,

Niqqa be like dam right he is, he had better be your uncle

zealot4me:
Tosyne2much is that u?

it's not me

mirexxx:
you again how u?

Madame

emusmith:


Madame

sir

mirexxx:
sir

Just hailing you
Seeing your nice threads flying around
Kudos

emusmith:


Just hailing you
Seeing your nice threads flying around
Kudos

thanks jare

tosyne2much:
it's not me

tosyne2much:
it's not me

redhook:

bros this ur profile pic dey fear me oooo