Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached

her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy,

and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind

their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper

pusher. Yes, I know you.'


The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense

attorney?'


She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He

can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his

;wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said:

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair

Talk true... because this is the 20th time am reading this story. Why put this picture?
Even Tyler perry acted it

Lmao.... Chai i don laugh cum piss small 4 body....

O boy this woman no get joy. . . COBBALIZER.
No further questions unless they want further insults.

Not Again..


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Does Mrs. Jones knw me?

Op do you mean all the men are devils and the women angels, in short.

Anyway, lord have mercy.

Mysyto abi wetin dem dey call you? if i say make i swear for u nw dem go say i wicked shey see as u don make me throway my garri while laffin. olohun i wont forgiv u

nice one bro

laidian:
Mysyto abi wetin dem dey call you? if i say make i swear for u nw dem go say i wicked shey see as u don make me throway my garri while laffin. olohun i wont forgiv u

nice one bro

abeg ooo joor no be my fault na.....