Orijin101:

wat i do wey go make her ban me

KingTom:
You be her customer na

Baba, i never receive ban since last week ooo

Orijin101:

Baba, i never receive ban since last week ooo

KingTom:
Then something is wrong oh

I swear! make i alert ori ife oooo. . . bcoz on a normal day, i dey receive up to 4 bans per week

boynigeria:
shittt was crazy I was sweating all over, heart pounding and shit Practiced in front of the mirror a thousand time but at the end i heard a good news which was NO! cos the girl is now damn horrible

Orijin101:

I swear! make i alert ori ife oooo. . . bcoz on a normal day, i dey receive up to 4 bans per week

Fabdedon:
i would share mine when i finish this two wraps of wee wee
modified
Falconey pls help with shares..
. 6:20am Sunday...
** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to
get no disturbance form church wardens.....
** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters
flight mode** at least before mass starts...
. .
I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to
confirm...
Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes..
Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my
eyes....fiiiiaaamm .
.
.
I just loose concentration for that mass..
even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice
me.... * Before people will stand up in the
church have already stand ...
If dey de clap..my own be the loudest....
* Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of
dusting my seat..
...all this make she for notice me.. .
.
Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone
went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much..
Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female
facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go)
.
.
The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark
hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her
like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
.
.
Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I
DON FORGET MY NAME)...
Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice*** Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**
Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..
Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with
my golden colour hiptops**
(i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat
for tongue) :emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael..
But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion
( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)
Babe: SO ?
Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical
name...sorry ma your name....
Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like
France...mammy water tell me say i funny..)
Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..
Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent.. Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**
Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos
the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars..
Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the
chest**
(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG
boy in me came out..
.
.
..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she
waved a bus going towards my home....
About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money
for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe
. .
.
As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
.
.
Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet...
Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend
some time together...winks..
Case!!!!
Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am
their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly
that the devil is a learner)
Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this
an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.) Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this
sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new
commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you
say am not rightous!!!!)
. . Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..
Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call
me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
.
. .
Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what
happend later are now HISTORY lol...

Guy i dey warn u. why u make me laugh like fool dis night. Thanks 4 making my day.

missclasssy:


And who the fvck are you and who the fvck do you think you are?

KingTom:
Even me sef, dem never hide 30 posts as usual!

something is definitely wrong! ishilove! comu here

sconp:
you are the one getting it all wrong, they are joking and catching fun

croSStodds:

What an acerbic postulate...#smackdown#

kinglekan:




War?? Where did that happen??

Lolssss!! @ under aged. U must definitely be to think any of this was close to being serious.

Twaci and Missclasssy can you wake this babe up!!

kinglekan:




War?? Where did that happen??

Lolssss!! @ under aged. U must definitely be to think any of this was close to being serious.

Twaci and Missclasssy can you wake this babe up!!

Twaci:
I think she's awake now.

Phinagold:


[s] O boy u're too much. See how u got them engaged. [/s] Dont think am serious too. I just succeeded in diverting that attention to me....(winks)...

kinglekan:


Now that you have my undivided attention. What can I do u for?

Orijin101:

something is definitely wrong! ishilove! comu here

Emmahunk:
Decided to share my experience because in our days, it was totally different from what it is today.
First, instead of today's ' chancing' you simply had to be good in sports preferably football, debating and dramatic society just to get noticed. Where you are not blessed in any of these, being a good dancer during inter school functions could be helpful.
Secondly, unlike today's 'copy and paste', we spent days and nights improving our handwriting and learning big English words to be able to impress our intended girlfriends through beautiful and well written love letters .
I still remember my first vividly. It was during an Inter schools' debate hosted by Ihioma girls. I was on the opposing side with late Sam Okwaraji ( super eagles) and one other. She was the lead speaker of Proposing side and seemed so sure of her exquisite features.
Unfortunately, both I and Wasky (Sam) got attracted to her. To cut the long story short, we were both busy trying to impress the girl that we lost the debate.
Finally, when we got the chance to talk with her, we were both too tongue-tied to even say a word.
Anyway, those were the days before women threw the beautiful and revered dignity of womanhood to the dogs.

Phinagold:
under age gurls

kinglekan:
*Booked*

Make I try remember how I take woo Missclasssy that year.

Brb

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Darkrebel666 and what makes u think it wasn't offline.

Nwaazzz!! My ist wooing experience was kinda funny. I was just graduating from the level of writing love letters and actually doing the talking.

I was in SS2 and had enrolled for the GCE exams. There I met this pretty, drop dead gorgeous, hourglass figure, light skinned babe.

I noticed her from day 1 and everyday b4 leaving home, I would rehearse my lines but when I finally saw her at the end of each paper "my balls would have shrinked".

I thought of every possible "wash" I could get from approaching her and even if courage was found on trees, I couldn't help myself to pluck the required amount.

As days passed, my strategy evolved and evolved, yet I didn't even get close enough to say hi.

Alas it was final day and our last paper. While I hurriedly wanted to be done with the paper, I couldn't get my mind off her. We finished and I watched her leaving the venue.

I tailed her, hoping to catch up with her and pour out all the lines I had been rehearsing for weeks.

Each time I got too close I would pull back and take a deep breath. Not long after, we were at the bus stop and it suddenly dawned on me that if I didn't act now, I had just wasted 3 weeks of my sweet life admiring a girl, stalking her and would be a complete mofo if I just let her go.

Then I said "Hello" and she turned and gave me a warm friendly smile as though she had been waiting patiently for me. Then it happened, everything I had rehearsed, all my lines, gone!!!!

I was totally blank but her smile just lightened up the whole atmosphere. We couldn't talk for long. She told me her name, mobile phones were not as cheap as they are now, so we couldn't exchange numbers.

So I had less than 5mins chat with her and we had no way or means to keep in touch. That was it, I waited too long and had just 5mins with her.

KingAdeOluomo1:
ode

kinglekan:

Nieee!!

KingAdeOluomo1:
lekan ti ba gba eh mu