Orijin101:
Actually, my own get as e be sha, if you see the way my heart waz beating, you will think their iz a praise night going on in my heart. . .

But at last sha, i approached her, when God wan catch me, the babe waz not in a good mood, na so i change topic and i started persuading her to come for the 7 days program that waz about to take place in my church omo, it isn't easy at all, cold waz catching me and at the same time i waz sweating

But a week later, i approached her normally and she waz like "I knew diz the main reason why you approached me the other day " mehn! naso i take run her package oooo

croSStodds:

Chai!!chairman!u Sabi lie oh!!

Jfrezzy:
Am a shy guy,so thank God 4 social media making things easy 4 d boyz. U chat her up ,always ,show her love and she be repaying u back too.
Social media too much.
In england meetn a lady on the street from a black broda na die oo. So u have to go use the internet. Normal things/ so that how I got use to it .

kinglekan:
*Booked*

Make I try remember how I take woo Missclasssy that year.

Brb

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Darkrebel666 and what makes u think it wasn't offline.

Nwaazzz!! My ist wooing experience was kinda funny. I was just graduating from the level of writing love letters and actually doing the talking.

I was in SS2 and had enrolled for the GCE exams. There I met this pretty, drop dead gorgeous, hourglass figure, light skinned babe.

I noticed her from day 1 and everyday b4 leaving home, I would rehearse my lines but when I finally saw her at the end of each paper "my balls would have shrinked".

I thought of every possible "wash" I could get from approaching her and even if courage was found on trees, I couldn't help myself to pluck the required amount.

As days passed, my strategy evolved and evolved, yet I didn't even get close enough to say hi.

Alas it was final day and our last paper. While I hurriedly wanted to be done with the paper, I couldn't get my mind off her. We finished and I watched her leaving the venue.

I tailed her, hoping to catch up with her and pour out all the lines I had been rehearsing for weeks.

Each time I got too close I would pull back and take a deep breath. Not long after, we were at the bus stop and it suddenly dawned on me that if I didn't act now, I had just wasted 3 weeks of my sweet life admiring a girl, stalking her and would be a complete mofo if I just let her go.

Then I said "Hello" and she turned and gave me a warm friendly smile as though she had been waiting patiently for me. Then it happened, everything I had rehearsed, all my lines, gone!!!!

I was totally blank but her smile just lightened up the whole atmosphere. We couldn't talk for long. She told me her name, mobile phones were not as cheap as they are now, so we couldn't exchange numbers.

So I had less than 5mins chat with her and we had no way or means to keep in touch. That was it, I waited too long and had just 5mins with her.

AyamDazey:



chai!!Sorriwooo!

tunde1200:
Mine I no get the liver to toast any babe at all. Even up till moment I no fit, my wife na my sister I sent to her that finish the whole parole for me I con do the 10% talk with my ”control“.
So tey my wife tell my my sister say that your brother no sabii talk? Haba.

kinglekan:


Eye wetin? Geh don finish ni?

I dash u sef.

KingAdeOluomo1:
i no want

kinglekan:


Werey ni eee ooo

KingAdeOluomo1:
same here

kinglekan:

KingAdeOluomo1:
how parol now

kinglekan:

I just dey observe bro.