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Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 6:00pm On Feb 05, 2009
A housa man visited a yoruba prostitute in kano state for sex, upon reaching, he asked the woman, how much do u charge and she replied 500naira. The housa man said okay no problem, he gave her the money.

the woman was lying on the waiting for the man, but to her greatest suprise when ths housa man pulled out his d**ck, he brought out a rub from his pocket and begin to rub is private and after then she claimb the bed with her. When he inserted his private in o her something, this yoruba woman shouted

yeee Mo ku oo

and the housa man replied Ku ma na dari biyar wasa kudi na (500 na small money?)
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by jamace(m): 6:18pm On Feb 05, 2009
;d ;d ; lol ;d ;d
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by dani1luv: 6:25pm On Feb 05, 2009
:lol: grin
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by sylve11: 6:56pm On Feb 05, 2009
I no fit laugh o. boy see gist. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 10:40am On Feb 06, 2009
u dey happy say dem dey expose ur secret grin grin
@post lol
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by sylve11: 11:37am On Feb 06, 2009
No be u be the hausa man , becos i no won expose u? With ur long long thing.
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by disease(m): 11:51am On Feb 06, 2009
@topic
yeeeee!!! shocked
My mind is being polluted
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by lordmassac(m): 11:57am On Feb 06, 2009
Make una no spoil me ooo shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by tytylayor: 1:56pm On Feb 06, 2009
how is dis funny

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Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by Lolabbey: 1:58pm On Feb 06, 2009
hmm
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 4:10pm On Feb 06, 2009
who get long thing?
cchei this slyve wan spoil me oooo embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed grin
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by sylve11: 4:53pm On Feb 06, 2009
@ twinny
We grew up togther, i know what u have, God gave me wisdom but gave u Long thing for destruction. it's true when they say Twin have one heart but our case is quite different. Or do u want me to tell the world how u do visit Allen Avenue?
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 10:09am On Feb 09, 2009
see twinnies opening their nyashes in public embarassed

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Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 10:12am On Feb 09, 2009
pulis baby on board
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 10:18am On Feb 09, 2009
where is the baby?
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by marky55: 10:21am On Feb 09, 2009
the yoruba woman dey serious trouble ooohh
sylve you no go help?
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 10:24am On Feb 09, 2009
why sylve?
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 11:15am On Feb 09, 2009
spenchuks:

see twinnies opening their nyashes in public embarassed
cover ynash wid black leather and quitely leaves thread**


slyve u wey no dey like to wear pant u borrow my boxers for 3months now u no wan return am angry angry
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 11:41am On Feb 09, 2009
3 months! shocked shocked
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 11:45am On Feb 09, 2009
hope its not d black one u luv so much 4 its ability to hid dirt & d threads underneath had worn out sha ?
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 12:18pm On Feb 09, 2009
thats the very one grin
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 12:46pm On Feb 09, 2009
OMG we need to collect it bak by fire by force

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Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 1:03pm On Feb 09, 2009
yeah o yeah
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 1:08pm On Feb 09, 2009
oops i've changed my mind
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by babs4u: 1:57pm On Feb 09, 2009
i no fit laugh but i no blame the man b'cos N500 NO BE SMALL MONEY
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by sylve11: 2:19pm On Feb 09, 2009
clemcykul:

cover ynash wid black leather and quitely leaves thread**


slyve u wey no dey like to wear pant u borrow my boxers for 3months now u no wan return am angry angry

shocked shocked shocked, i beg come take kulikuli make u no xpose me. sad
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 4:56pm On Feb 09, 2009
no way out this time.

u wey too like mai goro
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 5:31pm On Feb 09, 2009
no wonder him teeth come turn to yellow grin
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 7:10pm On Feb 09, 2009
na wa u na oo, because of this little gist una don dey accuse each other, okay very soon i will tell u guys what happened in igbo land enugu.

lol
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 7:20pm On Feb 09, 2009
story teller, oya tell us . . . radio no battery
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by sylve11: 7:45pm On Feb 09, 2009
No, i no go tell u. grin
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 9:05am On Feb 10, 2009
lyk say u sabi d conclusion of wetin hapin in Enugu

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