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i am an eight(12345678) letter word, everybody keeps me as a secret, my 234 is a name of an animal, my 45678 is a dangerous weapon, ladies cannot do without my 128, communication cannot be establish without my 5678, u nid my 1234 to be a brilliant student. wht am i??send me the answer....

horllamy:
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I ASKED A GIRL FOR A
RELATIONSHIP AND SHE
ACCEPTED WITH
ONE CONDITION THAT WE WILL
NOT HAVE SEX
THAT
SHE MADE
A VOW WITH GOD THAT HER
VIRGINITY IS MEANT
FOR HER
HUSBAND, I ACCEPTED HER
CONDITION WITH ALL
OF MY
HEART AND I GAVE HER MY OWN
CONDITION
THAT I
WILL
NEVER SPEND KOBO ON HER BCOZ
I MADE A VOW
TO GOD
THAT I WILL NEVER SPEND MY
MONEY ON ANY
GIRL
EXCEPT
MY WIFE,SHE NOW SAYS THAT I AM
A VERY
WICKED
MAN,
PLEASE AM I WICKED IN THIS
MATTER
YES OR NO

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• U dey carry ur girlfriend go club; after u marry her finish u wan stop her frm goin to club. My broda u think say miracle fit happen?
• Ur girlfriend dump u for rich man u say she b gold digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda perso u giv testimony for Church
say, na grace of God. Bros park well!!
• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Abeg where she wan fix am?,
on top that coconut head?
• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend; u be zebra?!!
• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled shoe... shey u wan whisper to God?
• U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe say u no cheat. .aunty, u be mechanic?
• U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe say u no cheat.. uncle, u be photographer?
• He give u engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear, u be lord of d rings?
•you dey pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet u never write JAMB, U be scholarship board?
•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u still dey call am BABY, my sister, he suppose be ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking pure water...pls guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? .
Na joke o....Read and pass on to friends make dem laugh too..

horllamy:



I ASKED A GIRL FOR A
RELATIONSHIP AND SHE
ACCEPTED WITH
ONE CONDITION THAT WE WILL
NOT HAVE SEX
THAT
SHE MADE
A VOW WITH GOD THAT HER
VIRGINITY IS MEANT
FOR HER
HUSBAND, I ACCEPTED HER
CONDITION WITH ALL
OF MY
HEART AND I GAVE HER MY OWN
CONDITION
THAT I
WILL
NEVER SPEND KOBO ON HER BCOZ
I MADE A VOW
TO GOD
THAT I WILL NEVER SPEND MY
MONEY ON ANY
GIRL
EXCEPT
MY WIFE,SHE NOW SAYS THAT I AM
A VERY
WICKED
MAN,
PLEASE AM I WICKED IN THIS
MATTER
YES OR NO

you are partially wicked. you wanted to be paying for her ....

horllamy:
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One very monday morning, our teacher was teaching
us about the government, so for homework that day,
she told the whole class to ask their parents what the
government is.
When i got home that day, i went up to my dad and ask
him what the government was.
My dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it
this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress,
your maid is the work force, you are the people and
your baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' i responded.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll
understand it better,'' said my dad.
''Okay then...good night'' i said and went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, i was awakened by my baby
brother's crying. I went to my baby brother's crib and
found that my baby brother had taken a crap in his
diaper. So i went to my parent's room to get help.
When i got to my parent's bedroom, i looked through
the keyhole to check if my parents were asleep.
Through the keyhole i saw my mom loudly snoring, but
my dad wasn't there. So i went to the maid's room.
When i looked through the maid's room keyhole, i saw
my dad having sex with our maid. I was so surprised,
but then i just realized something and thinks aloud,
''OH!! Now I understand the government!
The President is screwing the work force, Congress is
fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the
future is full of shit!''

horllamy:
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Conversation between a Rat and Man
Rat: (with tiny voice) hello.
Man: hello, who am i speaking wit?
Rat: na Mr John be dis abi?
Man: yes u are speaking wit Mr John,
who is
dis pls?
Rat: so u no recognize my voice abi? Na
me
ur
room mate.
Man: u say what?.
Rat: ur room mate Rat. I dey ur room
now..
Man: i beg ur pardon?
Rat: which yeye beg u dey beg. i never
chop since yesterday wey u waka comot. I
check
that place wey u dey put food i nosee
anything.
I check d kitchen nothing. I even check
ur fridge no single food there. E be like say
u wan kili me
abi.. No problem, i jux say make i let u
know
say
that ur certificate 4 inside your wardrobe
wey
dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY
i don eat d "LA" comot. Remaining
"GOS" STATE
UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work u go take "GOS"
state
university find.
...(rat ends call)

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A man 4got to zip up his trouser , so a lady told him politely, sir, ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asked, Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP parked inside? . The lady smiled back and said no, just one small KEKE-NAPEP with two Flat tyres ------lol

My sorrow increased after reading the first one.

horllamy:
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A wise man stood in front of a
large
audience and cracked a very
funny joke
everybody laughed like crazy.
After
sometime, he cracked the same
joke
again; this time, less people
laughed. He cracked
the same joke again and again
until
everyone got tired of it and
started
wondering what he was doing.
When he
saw that there was no more
laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said: "You can't
laugh at the same joke again and
again
but why do you keep crying
over the same
thing over and over again?
Never let a
bad
day make you feel like you have
a bad life. Just
because today is painful doesn’t
mean
tomorrow won’t be great. And
just
because
you failed today doesn't mean
you wont
succeed tomorrow!
God Is In Control Over Your
Life......
He Will Surely Do Something
Before This Month
Ends In Jesus Name......AMEN...

Type Amen

dnacrystal:
My sorrow increased after reading the first one.

Why ur sorrow increase

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Brain exercise for all my fans. What is the name of a fruit that has 5 letters? when u remove the first letter it becomes a crime, when u remove the first 2 letters it becomes an animal and when u remove first and last it becomes a music? if u get it wrong u put my pic on ur profile for 24hrs.. The first Fan to get it right, I will post his picture and details right now....keep on sending an answer for the game to be
Fun #ishow

horllamy:
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Brain exercise for all my fans. What is the name of a fruit that has 5 letters? when u remove the first letter it becomes a crime, when u remove the first 2 letters it becomes an animal and when u remove first and last it becomes a music? if u get it wrong u put my pic on ur profile for 24hrs.. The first Fan to get it right, I will post his picture and details right now....keep on sending an answer for the game to be
Fun #ishow

grape

horllamy:
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Brain exercise for all my fans. What is the name of a fruit that has 5 letters? when u remove the first letter it becomes a crime, when u remove the first 2 letters it becomes an animal and when u remove first and last it becomes a music? if u get it wrong u put my pic on ur profile for 24hrs.. The first Fan to get it right, I will post his picture and details right now....keep on sending an answer for the game to be
Fun #ishow

Simple...Grape!

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A man went ahead to his wife family to seek her hand in marriage the wife family agreed but would test him.
The man went to the family house and saw only the wife sister and the sister said that she is the only one at home that he should come and have s*x wit her. The man went out and meet the family member saying that he has passed the test only for the man to said in his mind that i just want to take condom in my car.
One word 4 dis man?
Comment fast!!!!!!!!

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THURSDAY MORNING LAUGH
My friend invited me to his church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row,when it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put the N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He
replied "don't mention'' be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket"
WhaaaaT!!!!!?....... Usher please wait, wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!!
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Una gudmorning Oº°˚˚

horllamy:

THURSDAY MORNING LAUGH
My friend invited me to his church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row,when it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put the N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He
replied "don't mention'' be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket"
WhaaaaT!!!!!?....... Usher please wait, wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!!
(Don't Laugh Alone Please Share)
Una gudmorning Oº°˚˚[/quote]