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How Would You Explain Yourself? by Feranchek(m): 1:31pm On May 08, 2015
Police arrest you and as them collect your phone, a text message comes in saying "Abeg, if you dey come,buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey well before we go out tonight".How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)?To make matter worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1" on your phone.!..what will u do??
Re: How Would You Explain Yourself? by importexpert(m): 1:41pm On May 08, 2015
mehn na one chance be that wey person enter so oh
Re: How Would You Explain Yourself? by yungEX(m): 1:45pm On May 08, 2015
omo na to follow dem to police cell ni o
Re: How Would You Explain Yourself? by Feranchek(m): 3:44pm On May 08, 2015
Hahahahahahahaha! Eleyi gidi gan o0o0

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