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18+ Only. Minor, Pls Do Not Open by Hargbo(m): 8:13am On May 11, 2015
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If judas should be from NIGERIA, WHICH tribe will he be?
Re: 18+ Only. Minor, Pls Do Not Open by shakazuldadon: 8:15am On May 11, 2015
hide this thread mods
Re: 18+ Only. Minor, Pls Do Not Open by Shortyy(f): 8:20am On May 11, 2015
do you want to start a tribalistic war here or something?
Re: 18+ Only. Minor, Pls Do Not Open by Hargbo(m): 8:24am On May 11, 2015
Shortyy:
do you want to start a tribalistic war here or something?
War ke...aw I wan carry bazooka come hre.
Bt I sure say juDas mst be an igbo guy
Re: 18+ Only. Minor, Pls Do Not Open by Hargbo(m): 8:26am On May 11, 2015
In Tanzania, two friends went for an interview...
One was educated and the other wasn't, so they agreed to help each other.
They agreed that the educated one should go first... And when he come back, he should give the other answers to all the questions.
The first guy's interview started:
QN 1: "When was Tanzania's independence?"
GUY 1: "It was supposed to be 1960 but it was postponed to 1961 due to many reasons."
QN 2: "Who brought independence to Tanzania?"
GUY 1: "So many participated but it was Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it."
QN 3: "It's believed that in planet Mars, there is life...is it true?"
GUY 1: "So many people say so, but it has not been scientifically proven."
When he left the interview room, he went straight to his uneducated friend and gave him all the answers.
Second guy's interview also started:
QN 1: "When were you born?"
GUY 2: "It was supposed to be 1960 but it was postponed to 1961."
QN 2: "What!! Who is your father?"
GUY 2: "So many participated but it was Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it."
QN 3: "Oh My God!! Are u CRAZY"
GUY 2: "So many say so but it has not been scientifically proven!"

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Re: 18+ Only. Minor, Pls Do Not Open by Hargbo(m): 8:39am On May 11, 2015
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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