situationroom:
my god.....what is dis



wicked keyans

denedene:
just 3 ladies? how can the whole kenyan female population be based on just 3 ladies
p. s the girls are massively endowed tho

ketekete:
Show me your friend, and I will tell you the kind of person you are..

denedene:
my friends don't like kenyan girls

ketekete:
Your friends have never been to Kenya?

denedene:
errrrrr no o! but if they are cheaper than our Nigerian girls, I'll be the first to visit

ketekete:
So you dey patronize oloshos? Bad guy..

denedene:
ah! no o! I'm single and still a virgin. waiting on that right girl to take it away

ketekete:
... Something you gave away some years ago. what is left to take away?.

denedene:
it is still intact although i was faced with a lot of temptation, the flesh was weak but i stood strong... nowadays wey naija babe eyes de shook for money, i no sure it will happen soon economic crunch de affect my pocket

ketekete:
Maybe you need to trek to Abuja?

denedene:
hahaha..... i need the trek before i pass all em villages, i will see the right one

ketekete:
You might even get paid... before the trekking season ends, think twice man

denedene:
thank you for the advice but when i chop bellyful, i go start to trek

ketekete:
Lolz.. Always welcome man. You attend Adams wedding today?

denedene:
no o! i hear say e go well!

wordbank:
Ukwu ehhhhh
Nka wu ogene oburo ebele!
Amunkita inokwa hia

amunkita:


Nwanne I. Jst return. Frm Egypt wiv moses..

wordbank:

How u take cross d red sea cos I hia say dia price too high

amunkita:


Nwanne u won't believe, I did not pay oo, I jst romanced the water goddess nd she gave mii free passage..

wordbank:

Unto say ibu eze nnunu