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Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Nobody: 5:53pm On May 14, 2015
Banter1:
#ihateIslam

Ehyha. Sorry, I perfectly understand your grief. It is just unfortunate that the way you feel does not affect what Islam truly is; the fastest growing religion.
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Jaypea98: 5:53pm On May 14, 2015
Humblebloke:
A Revrend father defiled two college boys

*Pastors* abuse their helpless female members

There was a certain revrend who terrorised his own gullible followers here in Nigeria

Priest was tagged a serial child abuser.... No action was taken.


Loads of such cases abound.....


Perhaps..... This where the teachings of the bible




Xtians are hypocritesundecided
Please what do the Alfas right at my backyard do with lizard poo and internal organs of dead animals e.g. birds etc?
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Nobody: 5:55pm On May 14, 2015
cescky:


See ur wretched life? Ur internet is soo smooth and uninterupted that you had to type thrice

If u like be with ur 77 demons it doesn't stop the fact that ur stanking puke of a beggar. Enuff of my time on a non entity

مجنون لم ألتقق بمثله قط في حياتي!!!
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by moufan: 5:56pm On May 14, 2015
I enjoy reading this types of news, it makes me happy that Islam is spreading across the globe and more people are embracing the religion. Alhamdulillahi robili alamin
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Suchie(m): 6:26pm On May 14, 2015
AbuuUsaamah:
This is the type of news I love; the type that really hits the infidels. Infidels be like: another one again? *develops HBP*

By the will and grace of Allah, this will be her last religion; the same way it was for Cat Stevens and Loon, aka Chauncey Lamont Hawkins.

By Allah, this religion shall spread to all corners of the world in spite of those that want to destroy it, both inside it and outside it- haters keep hating.

They want to extinguish the light of Allah, and Allah will perfect and complete His light, even tho the infidels hate that.
[Surah 51, verse 8]

Proud Muslims in the house, can I get a thousand likes for Islam?





You are very stupid for calling people that dosent belive in stupid religion infidels.All ye should really be ashamed of that crazy stuff you called religion.Religion of piss and poo.

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Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by majalisa(m): 6:28pm On May 14, 2015
ALISMILE:
I can see hw piggy u really are! It says wen water is nt available. Because they lived in a desert region, he had to envisage a no-water situation! D question nw is, don't u ve water in Nigeria? U er refusing to accept and adopt a good prescription because its coming frm Islam Prophet. That is exactly how bigotic u er! Die in ur own dirtiness!
"where water is unavailable"..for basic hygiene does the stick or stone actually does the job?isnt it obvious is not about hygiene?fanatical hypocrite
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Anas09: 6:29pm On May 14, 2015
I know Muslims will take this character seriously, and why not? They take mohammed with all his thiefing and pedophilia seriously. Check the characters especially notable ones who turn to Islam. This girl can't just stop stealing, no matter howmuch she has, just like prophet mohammed the sexy guy.

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Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Nobody: 6:30pm On May 14, 2015
Suchie:





You are very stupid for calling people that dosent belive in stupid religion infidels.All ye should really be ashamed of that crazy stuff you called religion.Religion of piss and poo.

You are one hell of an example of those that might soon develop HBP!

How dare you tag me 'silly' for using a dictionary word the way it should be used? An infidel according to the Oxford dictionary is someone who does not believe in a particular religion!

Get a life!
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Missonas(f): 6:32pm On May 14, 2015
Shez looking better now sefmEarly fame! It does things to you. She, Michael Jacko, Macurley Culkin, Miley Cyrus and a host of others, all victims.I hope she finds whatever it is shez looking for.
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Dayg88(m): 6:34pm On May 14, 2015
Banter1:
which allah? Your mohammad that is still lying dead in his grave! * laffs*.

This is what happens when a truck pusher rapes a mad woman and inturn produces a problem like you. You should have remained in the shit hole meant for you than come here to say things you don't know about other people's beliefs. I pray we are all forgiven for whatever wrong we commit with our mouth, or the hands and brain we use in typing, though, I don't think you use your brain at all. The placenta would have done a better job than you. Weyrey oshi
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by MeAboki(m): 6:34pm On May 14, 2015
Taylor86:
jesu....

u mean my sister now prefer bombing to worshiping God

no ooooo

I can't take dis


my mother must hear dis

I am sure she will explain to you why you have such infantile sense of reasoning as a result of landing on your head during child birth - its therefore not your fault to have been so unfortunately cursed.
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Nobody: 6:51pm On May 14, 2015
AyamDazey:


man!what the hell wrong with you grin cheesy

i won't say anything to u


u know y



u look like my sister


but dnt quote me and say rubbish next time
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Dayg88(m): 6:51pm On May 14, 2015
Ochinex:
brainless stupid animal.. Islam is a religion of war. here r my reasons

1 18,000 deadly terror attacks committed explicitly in the
name of Islam in just the last ten years. (Other
religions combined for perhaps a dozen or so).
#2 Muhammad, the prophet of Islam, had people killed for
insulting him or for criticizing his religion. This included
women. Muslims are told to emulate the example of
Muhammad.
#3 Muhammad said in many places that he has been
"ordered by Allah to fight men until they testify
that there is no god but Allah and that
Muhammad is his messenger." In the last nine
years of his life, he ordered no less than 65 military
campaigns to do exactly that.
Muhammad inspired his men to war with the basest of
motives, using captured loot , sex and a gluttonous
paradise as incentives. He beheaded captives , enslaved
children and raped women captured in battle. Again,
Muslims are told to emulate the example of Muhammad.
#4 After Muhammad died, the people who lived with him and
knew his religion best immediately fell into war with each
other.
Fatima, Muhammad's favorite daughter, survived the early
years among the unbelievers at Mecca safe and sound, yet
died of stress from the persecution of fellow Muslims only
six months after her father died. She even miscarried
Muhammad's grandchild after having her ribs broken by the
man who became the second caliph.
Fatima's husband Ali, who was the second convert to
Islam and was raised like a son to Muhammad, fought a
civil war against an army raised by Aisha, Muhammad's
favorite wife - and one whom he had said was a " perfect
woman." 10,000 Muslims were killed in a single battle
waged less than 25 years after Muhammad's death.
Three of the first four Muslim rulers (caliphs) were
murdered. All of them were among Muhammad's closest
companions. The third caliph was killed by allies of the
son of the first (who was murdered by the fifth caliph a
few years later, then wrapped in the skin of a dead
donkey and burned). The fourth caliph (Ali) was stabbed
to death after a bitter dispute with the fifth. The fifth
caliph went on to poison one of Muhammad's two favorite
grandsons. The other grandson was later beheaded by the
sixth caliph.
The infighting and power struggles between Muhammad's
family members, closest companions and their children only
intensified with time. Within 50 short years of
Muhammad's death, even the Kaaba, which had stood for
centuries under pagan religion, lay in ruins from internal
Muslim war...
And that's just the fate of those within the house of
Islam!
#5 Muhammad directed Muslims to wage war on other
religions and bring them under submission to Islam. Within
the first few decades following his death, his Arabian
companions invaded and conquered Christian, Jewish,
Hindu, Buddhist and Zoroastrian lands.
A mere 25 years after Muhammad's death, Muslim armies
had captured land and people within the borders of over
28 modern countries outside of Saudi Arabia.
#6 Muslims continued their Jihad against other religions for
1400 years, checked only by the ability of non-Muslims to
defend themselves. To this day, not a week goes by that
Islamic fundamentalists do not attempt to kill Christians,
Jews, Hindus and Buddhists explicitly in the name of
Allah.
None of these other religions are at war with each other.
#7 Islam is the only religion that has to retain its membership
by threatening to kill anyone who leaves. This is according
to the example set by Muhammad.
#8 Islam teaches that non-Muslims are less than fully human.
Muhammad said that Muslims can be put to death for
murder, but that a Muslim could never be put to death for
killing a non-Muslim.
#9 The Qur'an never once speaks of Allah's love for non-
Muslims, but it speaks of Allah's cruelty toward and hatred
of non-Muslims more than 500 times.


so my brothers and sisters b wise.



No wonder one of your pastors has the keys to hell.
Christianity, the religion of HELL.
Quote me and go to HELL

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Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by enua(m): 6:57pm On May 14, 2015
can u believe her eyes just open
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by eronxdabishop(m): 7:25pm On May 14, 2015
Islam na religion?Bleep those heartless folloers menh.I rep christ cos that's d only way to life of peace and happiness
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by shawl: 8:04pm On May 14, 2015
Banter1:
which allah? Your mohammad that is still lying dead in his grave! * laffs*.

Indeed, Hell has been lying in wait
For the transgressors, a place of return,
...
Indeed, they were not expecting an account
And denied Our verses with [emphatic] denial.
But all things We have enumerated in writing.
...
(From) the Lord of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them, the Most Merciful. They possess not from Him (authority for) speech.
The Day that the Spirit and the angels will stand in rows, they will not speak except for one whom the Most Merciful permits, and he will say what is correct.
That is the True Day; so he who wills may take to his Lord a (way of) return.
Indeed, We have warned you of a near punishment on the Day when a man will observe what his hands have put forth and the disbeliever will say, "Oh, I wish that I were dust!"

- Holy Quran
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by shawl: 8:04pm On May 14, 2015
SHARIAREPORTERS:
Hypocrisy in I s l a m
See as dem dhe celebrate dis babe
Is dat how islam teaches dem to carry koran put for boobz and not to cover dem hair while olding dat "porn" book called koran?
MuhamMad must be rejoicing to receive dis babe in hell, cos virgins don finish

Banter1:
which allah? Your mohammad that is still lying dead in his grave! * laffs*.

Indeed, Hell has been lying in wait
For the transgressors, a place of return,
...
Indeed, they were not expecting an account
And denied Our verses with [emphatic] denial.
But all things We have enumerated in writing.
...
(From) the Lord of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them, the Most Merciful. They possess not from Him (authority for) speech.
The Day that the Spirit and the angels will stand in rows, they will not speak except for one whom the Most Merciful permits, and he will say what is correct.
That is the True Day; so he who wills may take to his Lord a (way of) return.
Indeed, We have warned you of a near punishment on the Day when a man will observe what his hands have put forth and the disbeliever will say, "Oh, I wish that I were dust!"

- Holy Quran
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by shawl: 8:05pm On May 14, 2015
Taylor86:
jesu....

u mean my sister now prefer bombing to worshiping God

no ooooo

I can't take dis


my mother must hear dis

Banter1:
which allah? Your mohammad that is still lying dead in his grave! * laffs*.

Indeed, Hell has been lying in wait
For the transgressors, a place of return,
...
Indeed, they were not expecting an account
And denied Our verses with [emphatic] denial.
But all things We have enumerated in writing.
...
(From) the Lord of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them, the Most Merciful. They possess not from Him (authority for) speech.
The Day that the Spirit and the angels will stand in rows, they will not speak except for one whom the Most Merciful permits, and he will say what is correct.
That is the True Day; so he who wills may take to his Lord a (way of) return.
Indeed, We have warned you of a near punishment on the Day when a man will observe what his hands have put forth and the disbeliever will say, "Oh, I wish that I were dust!"

- Holy Quran
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by shawl: 8:09pm On May 14, 2015
Banter1:
stop deceiving yourself by believing muhammad is a prophet. He aint, and he aint gonna be. And yes JESUS=GOD. Stop worshiping dead Arab gods.

Banter1:
which allah? Your mohammad that is still lying dead in his grave! * laffs*.

Indeed, Hell has been lying in wait
For the transgressors, a place of return,
...
Indeed, they were not expecting an account
And denied Our verses with [emphatic] denial.
But all things We have enumerated in writing.
...
(From) the Lord of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them, the Most Merciful. They possess not from Him (authority for) speech.
The Day that the Spirit and the angels will stand in rows, they will not speak except for one whom the Most Merciful permits, and he will say what is correct.
That is the True Day; so he who wills may take to his Lord a (way of) return.
Indeed, We have warned you of a near punishment on the Day when a man will observe what his hands have put forth and the disbeliever will say, "Oh, I wish that I were dust!"

- Holy Quran
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Jambsupport(f): 8:12pm On May 14, 2015
Joavid:


Like you really know what it means and when to use it. Lol
Lol. Like you understood the context b4 concluding.
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Humblebloke(m): 8:38pm On May 14, 2015
Jaypea98:

Please what do the Alfas right at my backyard do with lizard poo and internal organs of dead animals e.g. birds etc?

undecided



You should ask them.... Are you guys not on speaking terms
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by aaidel(m): 8:46pm On May 14, 2015
Jeezuzpick:


Not probably searching......

That's what she's definitely doing!

Lindsay's life , however, has not known any discipline probably since birth. Remember she was a child movie star, and probably had all she asked for all the time.

She has to learn the basics of life, e.g "you cant eat your cake and have it!"

What relevance is the book she's carrying to her life if she's dressed like that?



When she's learned life's lessons, the world will see the change.

Not before.

the wisest comment on this thread
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Kingsean(m): 9:45pm On May 14, 2015
she will end up in hellfire. she has gone from frying pan to fire
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Nobody: 9:50pm On May 14, 2015
AbuuUsaamah:


Ehyha, wasted energy! Doesn't stop the fact that Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world.

Fastest-growing religion indeed. A lot of conversions to Christianity remain unreported so that the lives of the converts won't be put at risk. But since there is no death sentence for apostasy in Christianity, you guys go about broadcasting any little news of conversion to Islam. My guy, hundreds of Muslims are receiving Christ daily all over the world.

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Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Jaypea98: 9:53pm On May 14, 2015
Humblebloke:

undecided


You should ask them.... Are you guys not on speaking terms
Hypocrite
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Kingsean(m): 9:53pm On May 14, 2015
ILIDEFI:


Fastest-growing religion indeed. A lot of conversions to Christianity remain unreported so that the lives of the converts won't be put at risk. But since there is no death sentence for apostasy in Christianity, you guys go about broadcasting any little news of conversion to Islam. My guy, hundreds of Muslims are receiving Christ daily all over the world.
abeg tell them o
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Jaydee009: 10:03pm On May 14, 2015
AbuuUsaamah:
This is the type of news I love; the type that really hits the infidels. Infidels be like: another one again? *develops HBP*

By the will and grace of Allah, this will be her last religion; the same way it was for Cat Stevens and Loon, aka Chauncey Lamont Hawkins.

By Allah, this religion shall spread to all corners of the world in spite of those that want to destroy it, both inside it and outside it- haters keep hating.

They want to extinguish the light of Allah, and Allah will perfect and complete His light, even tho the infidels hate that.
[Surah 51, verse 8]

Proud Muslims in the house, can I get a thousand likes for Islam?


The hypocrisy of Islam is, of the dozens of people who convert from one religion to the other yearly... If one comes into Islam, Muslims shout "Allah hu Akbar" or say "Alihamdulillah"... Fair enough.

But the moment one converts from Islam to say Christianity, he/she will have him beheaded even if he is a family relative, this is particularly true in countries in which Islam is State Religion e.g. Iran, Sudan etc. The case of Meriam Yahaya of Sudan comes to mind...

Any religion which threatens its members with death for conversion to other faiths is nothing but a cult. No matter how beautiful it looks on the surface. God gave everyone free will. But Islam is "wiser" than God and seeks to abolish all forms of human freedom, creativity, tolerance for others etc.

The way Boko Haram, ISIS, Al-shabab etc goes about killing, maiming, kidnapping, stealing, raping etc simply shows what Islam's real intentions are - creating a global caliphate by any permissible form of aggression.

I will start taking Muslims seriously when they become tolerant of others.

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Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Humblebloke(m): 10:04pm On May 14, 2015
Jaypea98:
Hypocrite
Sigh*.... Pea brainundecided
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by Samunique(m): 10:06pm On May 14, 2015
admax:
Religion is men trying to reach God but Christianity is God trying to reach men........Christianity is a way of life and not a religion.
Mehn u just added another value to my Christian faith !!!

1 million likes for u !!!

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Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by ajufinz(m): 10:34pm On May 14, 2015
It's no news at all....

Confusion is the best religion can offer.

What she needs is life. Her list of trials and sojourn didn't show she's tried Jesus.

He said I am the Way, the Truth and the Life.

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Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by enlady(f): 10:54pm On May 14, 2015
ILIDEFI:


Is there any Muslim nation in which there is freedom of worship? People get converted to Christianity and are condemned to death on the grounds of apostasy, yet you are here celebrating a few who get converted to Islam in countries where there is freedom of worship.

Let me tell you the truth, the day the middle east countries accept to allow their citizens enjoy the full benefits of the fundamental human rights will mark the beginning of the end of Islam in the middle east. Let me also tell you that many Muslims are getting converted daily but they hide it so as not to be killed. The gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ shall continue to penetrate all the corners of the earth and the forces of Islam cannot hinder it.
Amen
Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by jayboy17(m): 11:21pm On May 14, 2015
Taylor86:
jesu....

u mean my sister now prefer bombing to worshiping God

no ooooo

I can't take dis


my mother must hear dis
Dahz very dumb of yu,must u write a comment cuz etisalat dash free mb!

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