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Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by 40manlappy: 11:57am On May 16, 2015
Dear Nairalanders,

I work with one of the commercial banks in the country. There is a directive from top management in my bank that officers of my grade have to mobilize a fresh deposit of N500M before the end of June 2015.

I would appreciate assistance from all quarters because I have not gotten another job yet and funds mobilization has been very tough this year.

Useful and fruitful leads, contacts etc. would be greatly appreciated.

My bank can give up to 12% pa on a deposit of N250M and 13% pa on N500M if placed as fixed deposit for a period of 90 days.

Mods and Supermods, please help me move this to front page so that I can get the required assistance. God bless you in advance.

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 12:21pm On May 16, 2015
40manlappy:
Dear Nairalanders,

I work with one of the commercial banks in the country. There is a directive from top management in my bank that officers of my grade have to mobilize a fresh deposit of N500M before the end of June 2015.

I would appreciate assistance from all quarters because I have not gotten another job yet and funds mobilization has been very tough this year.

Useful and fruitful leads, contacts etc. would be greatly appreciated. I am willing to compensate anyone (to the best of my ability) who gives me useful contacts that leads to the attainment of the N500m deposit before the stated deadline.

My bank can give up to 12% pa on a deposit of N250M and 13% pa on N500M if placed as fixed deposit for a period of 90 days.

Mods and Supermods, please help me move this to front page so that I can get the required assistance. God bless you in advance.

CC: Crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun, Billyonaire, davide470, Ishilove

Sorry to hear about the decision of your bank to fire more staff on the premise of reset target goals. If our banks can actually entice depositors with good interest rate, they would not have need to go on these recurring rat race.

One would have loved to really help but I realized bank traded treasury bills with my funds on 44 days tenure while giving little or nothing as interest and using COT charges to take back what ever interest they gave. They are offering 13% on over 500M pa for 90 days, but treasury bill at this moment guarantees at least 17% in 44 days of the 90 days and I am sure the bank wants to use the funds to trade TB which is the reason that want it fixed. I am sorry my brother, these trends get us all worried. You might wanna keep your mind in the non-banking sectors with time as banking job gives one no time for enterprise mindset.

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by judiciarypalava: 12:23pm On May 16, 2015
The earlier you start thinking outside your scope the better for you. Banks are gonna face it very rough this year, that N500m is just the beginning. By this target, they are just postponing the evil day for staff members.
Think of some businesses no matter how little you make from it or another work. Instead of thinking of people that will help you buy small time in bank, think of people that will help you with ideas on what to do and set yourself free on time.
I was there before. Come out and face the real world in time before it gets saturated.

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by slydog(m): 3:11pm On May 16, 2015
Mine is 2.5b by June 30th
Am thinking of my plan b

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by idu1(m): 12:29pm On May 17, 2015
Resign from that fuvking job!!!!

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by butta(m): 1:37pm On May 17, 2015
Your target is not realistic.

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by coldcandy: 4:36pm On May 17, 2015
Do u know dat tall hotel at VI? Rich. I mean very rich women hang out there. Hook up wit one of dem and 500m is bingo.

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by docmoses(m): 9:08pm On May 17, 2015
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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by slydog(m): 10:25pm On May 17, 2015
davide470:
Baba, is it that serious?? 2.5b

Men, I could eat on Saturday when we were told

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 1:04pm On May 21, 2015
Itz all most impossible to attain such feet...
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Sijo01(f): 1:04pm On May 21, 2015
Bro, go look for sugar mama tongue

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by oppybouy(m): 1:04pm On May 21, 2015
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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 1:05pm On May 21, 2015
Take a salary advance loan from your bank to start a business, when the business has footing, tender your resignation.

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by naijainfogalery: 1:06pm On May 21, 2015
So you came here on nairalander to seek help right? When i specifically told you to go to the field. This is why you havent been meeting your targets, you spend long time on nairaland instead of doing the foot job. You will meet me in my office waiting for you.

500,000,000 naira before June 2015? All this banks aint loyal at all

Even if i carry guns to threaten people to open account sef na long thing

Well Silver or gold i have none but what i have i will give unto you, kindly sow your car and house and i will be home praying for you

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by cycline404(m): 1:06pm On May 21, 2015
Re you kidding me?
500M seems much but you can approach the politicians.

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 1:06pm On May 21, 2015
question for native doctor

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by initialize(m): 1:06pm On May 21, 2015
Do people still work in Nigerian Banks?


grin

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Aitee1: 1:07pm On May 21, 2015
coldcandy:
Do u know dat tall hotel at VI? Rich. I mean very rich women hang out there. Hook up wit one of dem and 500m is bingo.

undecided

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 1:07pm On May 21, 2015
question for a native doctor
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Bonapart(m): 1:07pm On May 21, 2015
Unrealistic target as usual...

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by EagleScribes: 1:08pm On May 21, 2015
This one is strong!

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by dataplus87(m): 1:08pm On May 21, 2015
angry

if you still want to keep your banking job,start looking out for APC politician to bank their money in your bank and ignore any PDP politician,its bad market for them.


But seriously you need to get your eyes fix on entrepreneurship fast,best of luck !!
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Merlissa(f): 1:08pm On May 21, 2015
Put it in Prayer....

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 1:08pm On May 21, 2015
40manlappy:
Dear Nairalanders,

I work with one of the commercial banks in the country. There is a directive from top management in my bank that officers of my grade have to mobilize a fresh deposit of N500M before the end of June 2015.

I would appreciate assistance from all quarters because I have not gotten another job yet and funds mobilization has been very tough this year.

Useful and fruitful leads, contacts etc. would be greatly appreciated.

My bank can give up to 12% pa on a deposit of N250M and 13% pa on N500M if placed as fixed deposit for a period of 90 days.

Mods and Supermods, please help me move this to front page so that I can get the required assistance. God bless you in advance.


Nigga, if u can really raise 500 million naira in 6 weeks, Then I advise u to quit n start ur own business.

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by bigtt76(f): 1:09pm On May 21, 2015
Broda ...just advertise the bank's building for sell once a buyer comes and pay, hand the money back to the bank in fulfillment of your target #userlessbank

slydog:


Men, I could eat on Saturday when we were told

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by sucreblazing(m): 1:09pm On May 21, 2015
scrap ur pen.is comot and put to.to
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by egift(m): 1:09pm On May 21, 2015
1. Tell your relatives and friends, they can also tell their friends too.
2. If this is not your first month, utilize your past strategies that had worked.

Start thinking of how to go into other business (like self-employment). Now that you are still in the banking sector, consider how to raise capital through the legitimate options you can access. It will be a lot better. There are many business opportunities you can go into.

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by enemaria: 1:09pm On May 21, 2015
Calling millions and billions as if its hundreds and thousands! God help you all
Ps:d earlier u start strategizing plan B d better.

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Goddygee(m): 1:09pm On May 21, 2015
The way i day make fp ehh...mayb it because i played Frontline commando... I smell jealousy *looks left, looks right, covers ma head nd run outta thread*

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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by richidinho(m): 1:09pm On May 21, 2015

Resign and give yourself rest

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