Wahala done come ooooooooooo ◆Toyin's
father went to Federal Polytechnic, Bida to
see his daughter all the way from
Ogbomosho. She was not in the hostel, but
he saw her closest friend, Kemi.
◆Toyin's Dad: Woo Kemi, wa nibi, nibo ni ore
e wa?
◆Kemi : Toyin lo Doko, Sir.
◆Toyin's Dad: O ni Toyin lo se kini?
◆Kemi: Ani Toyin lo Doko, Sir.
◆Toyin's Dad: Ko gbodo jebe!!!
◆Kemi: Daddy, mi o paro, Sir. Toyin ti lo Doko
lati ale ana ni, Sir.
◆Toyin's Dad: Haaaaa!!!!! Gbenu e soun,
onisokuso.
Bawo ni Toyin ma se lo Doko, ni gbati ko n
se omo ale.
◆Kemi: Mi o paro, Sir. Toyin o sese ma lo
Doko, o ma nlo nigbati a ba wa less busy.
Toyin's Dad: E ma gba mi ke.
(Toyin just walked in and was excited to see
her dad.)
◆Toyin: Baba mi, ekasan, Sir. Maami nko? Abi
o ti pe ti e ti de? (Toyin's Dad pounced on
Toyin and beat her mercilessly.
It took several pleas from some lecturers
around to stop him from killing her.)
Toyin's Dad: Iwo lo se iranu nigba ti o ye ko
ma kawe.
◆Toyin: mio se iranu Baba mi. Mo lo Doko ni.
Doko o jina
sibi yi.(Toyin's dad was Confused!)
Toyin: Baba mi, Doko is a small town after
Bida, Niger
State. That is where I do the Research for my
Project.
◆Lecturers: Toyin's Dad, if you do not know,
Prof Jerry
Gana is from Doko and there are other 7
Professors from the village.
◆Toyin's Dad: Modaran, o ma ye ki eniyan
ma ni suuru daada ooh.

Translation....

In Eminem's voice##

Now you can suck my di... If you don't like my shit..

What sought of Barbaric act is this, u think every body understand ur language matchewww .

Lwkmd o lo gba kerewa