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30 Million: An Expensive Joke! by ddaammyy(f): 6:55pm On May 18, 2015
30 MILLION.

In an oil company, this man was about to receive a
contract of N30 million when his wife called him on
phone.
On phone....
Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for u, I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm about to
receive a contract of N30 million.
Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is very
urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to...
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come
bak quick.
Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what might
happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home...
Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis urgent
surprise, when I was about to receive a
contract worth 30 million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has
finally answered our prayers.
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just
pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in your
contract.
Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise?
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this, u
know we have been praying over 6 months now? God
has finally answered us. That Big rat that always
disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to
remove it, I'm afraid of
touching rats.
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IF YOU ARE THE HUSBAND WHICH ACTION WILL U
DO AT THAT TIME
Re: 30 Million: An Expensive Joke! by berrieblizzie(f): 11:27am On May 19, 2015
dis stupid...how wil a wife dat is sane call her husband home for a silly tin....dis aint funny...its stupid!!! angry

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