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30 Million: An Expensive Joke! by ddaammyy(f): 6:55pm On May 18, 2015 |
30 MILLION. In an oil company, this man was about to receive a contract of N30 million when his wife called him on phone. On phone.... Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big surprise for u, I can't believe this. Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm about to receive a contract of N30 million. Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT. Husband: but I'm about to... Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME. Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come bak quick. Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what might happen to d contract. The man quickly went home... Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was about to receive a contract worth 30 million? Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers. Husband: R u pregnant? Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in your contract. Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise? Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this, u know we have been praying over 6 months now? God has finally answered us. That Big rat that always disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to remove it, I'm afraid of touching rats. . . . . . IF YOU ARE THE HUSBAND WHICH ACTION WILL U DO AT THAT TIME |
Re: 30 Million: An Expensive Joke! by berrieblizzie(f): 11:27am On May 19, 2015 |
dis stupid...how wil a wife dat is sane call her husband home for a silly tin....dis aint funny...its stupid!!! |
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