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KiidaACE:
Rub cameroon pepper and aboniki balm on the next condom you wear..
bro,she's gonna stop nagging you for sex,i sweeaar.
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You can thank me later.
i serious die

Rotflmao

The next time u guys are bleeping, feign fainting. Next time she will give space. Thank me later.I did it and it worked.

And my babe no fit even ask me not to mention force me

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

Bros na enjoy u de...everything na nyafu nyafu. Na double double blessing.but wait ooh, when una take de wake 4 morning?

"i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends" this is what the man in qeustion said and i if he said this then i have an advice for you , just go and have ( M. R. I) scanning and come tomorrow morning i will give you some tabs !!!

I don't believe this story. But then, the question is; when you are not around, how will she get sex since its the only thing that keeps her alive.

Op, shey your name na Linus Mba

Tex42:
Op, shey your name na Linus Mba

Loool, Mba go give am hope....d name shuld b Linus Linus

simdam500:

He isn't joor.... the original I know would have gone all wild over her...

Besides, I doubt he has his "Elijah" lol

Perhaps......He is not

Who dares to impersonate the almighty Nick clause
OP should flee @ once

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

What a wonderful world, what a wonderful wife!

mechanics:
but u ave commented.

This was me thinking out loud

neoapocalypse:


lol , just before now I'm sure the op would be like , "I go nack my wife tire , see as she set so , hey na me be this" , now water don pass garri , endurance test don start.
Op: Na your cross to carry , abi you need help from male Nairalanders , go and do your duties as a man and husband.

LWKMD

Nicklouse: I tire for some Men matter o, God butter your Bread and you dey complain, if she no gree you now you go still complain, wetin you want sef, anyways you just need to make sure you don't get pile and enjoy your Good wife, i no know why God sef no dey answer people prayer the way they want, see wetin i dey pray for na him he go give another man wey no fit appreciate o, men!

Last advise; dont spend too long after the second round, make sure you satisfy her well in just two rounds and spend less than 30mins for the rest rounds, she ask for 3round in the morning, give her one great one and just make the other two quick ones, at night she ask for 3-5 rounds, give her two great rounds and make the rest quickies.

Thank me later

Man you are lucky, just know that

Am short of words. Bt she is gradually turning into a sex manic n I pray she stps ds madness o. Wat if ure out of town n she is alone hmmmmm my elders say ds all d time,wetin dem dy use clean ear dem no dy use am clean eye o.

Nicklouse:


You know its one thing to worry about the current situation i am going through as i almost lost my job because of this. I have been admitted into the hospital twice its another thing to read an irrelevant comment. Even the same pastor has booked an appointment with me and the girl come sunday so he can clear the air on what he meant. So if you are such a child, i need not to worry about you.

Couldn't stop laughing at you stupidity. Your story doesnt add up. If ever you were married, you wouldn't have refer to your spouse as "the girl". Either you lack manners and respect for your "wife" or you are absolutely full of bullsh*t.
Even if she was the incredible nympho_ you portray her to be, you should respect her at all times. At least she is enjoying herself with you and not with another man. Which is rare, very, for a nympho_. I think you are full of bullsh*t.

Another thing, did the pastor announced to you in the hearing of the whole church that you should go and be fruitful? Or did he tell you this privately? If privately why did he have to book another appointment to explain what he meant when he could have told you that there and then?

Man, you are full of it.

And to all those who swallowed you badly spurned tale, line hook and sinker, I guess there was a reason why the word numskull was created.

i bet she isn't circumsized... but i can handle her for you foc(free of charge).

forandy:


Loool, Mba go give am hope....d name shuld b Linus Linus

lol! You are on point.

Tex42:
lol! You are on point.

As always

i bet she isn't circumsized... but i can handle her for you foc(free of charge).u will thank me later after f**kin her to madness.

Was a story

She is a sex maniac den
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Just talk yo ur pastor

handie:
And u, must be a fool to say this. I wonder where u keep ur brain

WHY U WANT TO DIE NA OR HAVE I NOT SAID THE TRUTH? ANYWAY, TELL YOUR LADIES TO HANDLE MEN WITH CARE OK

mightycrown1:

WHY U WANT TO DIE NA OR HAVE I NOT SAID THE TRUTH? ANYWAY, TELL YOUR LADIES TO HANDLE MEN WITH CARE OK

mmmm. Read proverbs 24:6 and you will understand why I won't reply you. Will just advice you to stop being a fool

handie:
mmmm. Read proverbs 24:6 and you will understand why I won't reply you. Will just advice you to stop being a fool

WHY WONT YOU OR TO SAY THE TRUTH HAS BECOME A CRIME

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

Oga stop eing lazy jor. Better still send me her details so dat i'll help u do ur work

Stop feeding us with lies; you even sex her in your car and your office and is your wife? Liar

Vinshu:


I wanted to ignore this thread but this caught my attention. My pastor actually said this! When i was getting married. He told us we could have sex anywhere but not in public which could be Hotels, Our home. and so on. Just to clear that aspect.

Back to the topic on ground
Its like a movie to me lol. But i am sorry for your sad married life Mr Nicklouse and i would only advice you get her Pregnant quickly or try to get her to start talking. She must have experienced something bad in her life time that made her so glued to sex. E.g

- She could have been raped multiple times
- She could have been an ex prostitute
- She could have been an ex nude model or something
- She might be on drugs that may be pushing the urges
- She might actually be a porn addict that watch porn too much that stimulates her
and many more.

I can bet it that she was not a virgin when you married her if this story is true.

The story is true,the unlucky man that will marry this girl I'm currently dating will be pasing through this same issue too,I mean she is a freak,insatiable and she is ready to do it anywhere too,very Soon she will become my ex cos I can't cop with such...

kelvine:
Drink fruit juice mixed with skimmed milk every morning, servings of oats, boiled eggs, pap and ground nut. Yeah sounds like I am joking, truthfully I am for real.

Exercise together, go on long walks(trekking is trending already) on weekends in place of being indoors all day.

Whenever she asks for intimacy and you seem spent ask for food, tell her to make you a meal like pounded yam and your favorite soup. Any meal that will take over 2 hours to prepare. You need all the energy you can get from food.

When you notice she might ask for sex in traffic, tell her to drive.

Do your job as a husband well, if you did it so well the first and second time. You won't need to go all the way to number eight.

Pray to God and get her pregnant as soon as possible. Pregnancy will create a new experience for her while nursing a baby later on will make her worry less about sex.

Spend longer hours on fore play don't hurry to the promised land.

Thank me later.

Best advice so far!

uscofield:


Teach u? Not a bad idea, but na which babe u go bring for practical?

I go carry my babe come.....u go dy give instruction,,,,I go dy carry am out

Vinshu:


I wanted to ignore this thread but this caught my attention. My pastor actually said this! When i was getting married. He told us we could have sex anywhere but not in public which could be Hotels, Our home. and so on. Just to clear that aspect.

Back to the topic on ground
Its like a movie to me lol. But i am sorry for your sad married life Mr Nicklouse and i would only advice you get her Pregnant quickly or try to get her to start talking. She must have experienced something bad in her life time that made her so glued to sex. E.g

- She could have been raped multiple times
- She could have been an ex prostitute
- She could have been an ex nude model or something
- She might be on drugs that may be pushing the urges
- She might actually be a porn addict that watch porn too much that stimulates her
and many more.

I can bet it that she was not a virgin when you married her if this story is true.

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If it was RAPE, she won't be having that kind of sexual urge.
The other four links to such attitude.

Believe this bullshiiiit and you will believe anything. Iranu osi.

Go and consult d ORACLE of ur villa.... bcox dix story is for d CHIF PRIST to the gods