Velocitron:


What's wrong with declining someone's advances because you're not attracted to them? Are women obligated to say yes to every man that asks them out?



[s] Virginity is defined as ' the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse'. From this definition, using dildos does not make anyone less of a virgin.
Besides, anyone with a basic understanding of how the human (female) body works knows that the vaginal canal doesn't stretch any further just from using toys or having PIV sex.
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'Friendzone'? So you can't be nice to someone of the opposite sex without expecting sex or a relationship in return? If anything, you're the one putting the girl in a 'girlfriend zone'. No one is entitled to a sex or a relationship with you just because you happen to be nice to them, and you have no right to demand it from anyone.



Nothing wrong with complimenting your girlfriend or acknowledging when she doesn't look her best. What's the difference between that and you asking her, 'how does this haircut look on me'?



I agree that passive aggressiveness is very immature, but there's nothing wrong with wanting to bear your problems alone. If she'd rather be left alone, leave her. She would talk if she wanted to.

Dumb.
So dildó doesn't tear hymen?

ProphetUdeme:
EXACTLY.... especially those young teenagers from 16 - 22 years. The matured ones always act responsible enough.

:
a woman i s always a woman..... weds teenager, adolescent or adult..... they are all irritating...

ahsekeena:
Lol




My Exes love it when I ask "how do I look"? If u are dating a local man,don't ask him this.




"Your mates are" ...i say this when I wanna be condescending. When I don't like a guy,I'll say this.



Btw,annoying things guys say...ama work on a come back.

ahsekeena:
Lol




My Exes love it when I ask "how do I look"? If u are dating a local man,don't ask him this.




"Your mates are" ...i say this when I wanna be condescending. When I don't like a guy,I'll say this.



Btw,annoying things guys say...ama work on a come back.

ahsekeena:
Lol




My Exes love it when I ask "how do I look"? If u are dating a local man,don't ask him this.




"Your mates are" ...i say this when I wanna be condescending. When I don't like a guy,I'll say this.



Btw,annoying things guys say...ama work on a come back.

"My exes"
Really sounds like an uncountable noun.
No offence dearie!

Teempakguy:
Ahem. So, we men love women. We love to hug them(vampire dairies) we love to bash them(naira land) we love to straff them( ) However, there are some things that women do that sometimes make us want to connect their heads with a nice brick at high speeds.
The below is a list I compiled when I was bored. About some of the most annoying things women can say to men. Enjoy.


1. You're not my type.

Lol. A guy spends a lot of time to check you out and finally finds time to approach you for wooing, only to suddenly be lectured about compatibility. Okay, there is nothing wrong in just saying, I'm not interested, I have a boyfriend already, i'm born again . . .etc . . must you insult his intelligence by implying that he does not know how to choose people he woos? The worst part is, most girls even say this to guys they like! Why When you say this to a guy, he and his friends will make fun of you for hours . . .
Just stop as you are reading this.

I'm a virgin . . . but . . . _dildos . . .

Okay, not funny abeg. We really don't care about that. I mean, I can't even explain how dumb of an excuse that is. How are we to know that that "Love Machine" was not actually an erect joystick? Are you trying to trap us with dogma? We should just trust you abi? Stop dreaming. If you are not a virgin, then you aren't . . . . it's much better to just admit that the kitty cat has been . .
Just stop as you are reading this.

your mother . . . .(insults)

What ever you do in your life, insulting a man's mother will be one of the worst choices you can ever make. We respect our mothers and love them a lot. This does not make us immature or stupid as some would opine. It is simply a case of not being an ungrateful bastard. Even if a guy has his mother under gun point and it seems like he is going to shoot her, don't insult her. Or he might shoot you instead. Why? Because she totally took care of us before we were tall, dark, handsome, rich, pinklipped, smart . . . and before you came into the picture.
Just stop as you are reading this.

your mates are out there . . .

Ahhh . . . . the above is a very bad way to begin a sentence. Especially when talking to a guy. You simply do not compare a man to other men. That's really annoying. In other words, he is a slowpoke, he is not up to the societal standards, right? No MAN will ever take that poo from you. There are other ways to make a man to do whatever you want. Insulting his self worth by comparing him to his mates is very dangerously annoying. By the way, what about you? Your mates are out there dating iyanya and you are here straffing his broke ass. Gbam!
Just stop as you are reading this

you are like a brother to me . . .

A.K.A, the declaration of Friendzone. Well, it's not a good statement. Especially if he really has behaved like a brother to you. I mean, isn't it obvious? Who does that if not for the . . . prize?
Actually, this is more of a dilemma. It's obvious you can't fall in love with all of your male friends. So, if one of them asked, it's kind of natural to tell them the above, hoping that will make them happy. . . . well, IT DOESN'T! it is a lot better to just say the truth. That you have no feelings for them. But Wetin? Like a broth . . . are you kidding me?
Just stop as you are reading this

How do I look?

First off, we are not fashion designers. Second, you have your own eyes, and a mirror. Third, no matter what we say, you are going to wear whatever you like. The third is why it is really annoying. I mean for crying out loud, jusy ten minutes before the outing, she asks if this blue dress looks good on her, you nod enthusiastically, only for her to go in and bring ANOTHER! While asking the same question! Wtf?!!
Just stop as you are reading this

nothing

You look worried or angry and sad. Out of the love he has for you, he asks what the matter is. You say nothing. Yes, saying nothing is very annoying to guys. First, we know that is a blatant lie. Second, we know that if we pretend to believe you, you will get annoyed. Third, we know that if we let you know that you just told a blatant lie, you will get annoyed. Fourth, we know that if we try to guess, you will get annoyed. Now, tell me, who would not get angry with this knowledge?

There, I'm out of ideas, let me drop my pen and open the floor to additions, spacebookings, bashings, derailings, etc . . . .

oboi why cant u use dis knoledge to preach the gospel instead of preachin love, Jesus is comin soon believe it or not

END PREMATURE EJACULATIONN NOW!!!
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Are you unable to last more than a few minutes in bed?
Have you ever felt embarrassed after having sexxx?
Has a woman ever made fun of you because of your poor "performance" in
bed?
Has a woman ever dumped you because you didn't satisfy her in bed?
Do you lack sexual confidence when you are around women?
.....
IF YES, Then Logon To W WW. E N D P E . T K

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ProphetUdeme:
ur mates are out there.

Another one is my ex was very handsome
whatever etc an so forth. Mehn i really hate those miserable creatures called girls

buhahahahahahahahahahaha! nigga i feel ur pain though.

Teempakguy:
hahaha lwkmd!
Oga tosyne2.much, come and see oh!

Bros I don see am oooo

1. You're not my type.

Lol. A guy spends a lot of time to check you out and finally finds time to approach you for wooing, only to suddenly be lectured about compatibility. Okay, there is nothing wrong in just saying, I'm not interested, I have a boyfriend already, i'm born again . . .etc . . must you insult his intelligence by implying that he does not know how to choose people he woos? The worst part is, most girls even say this to guys they like! Why When you say this to a guy, he and his friends will make fun of you for hours . . .
Just stop as you are reading this.

shugacaneman:
Get money and they will be after u.....trust me u wont get to hear any of these

My dear God bless u. Ur money will do the. Talkin and she will do the listening

Caseless:
he can't use his writing skills to change the situation. Don't even bother calling him....

Ehn ehn

U buy something of 200 naira...... You give the seller 1000.......the seller says he's going to look for change



Girl :- Boo..... Forget d change.... Let's go

tosyne2much:
Ehn ehn

ehn nau

If she insult mama, na dere e go end.

I hate it when a girl says Are you Gay...i feel like slappin her face ..

teiluj:
i won't be upset jx because am sure you have a sister and a mother

I'm a dude oh, but I have to show my respect. What a response!!!!! Kai kai SMH!!!

How do I look? what a stupid question.

Chivee:

I'm a dude oh, but I have to show my respect. What a response!!!!! Kai kai SMH!!!

Chivee:

I'm a dude oh, but I have to show my respect. What a response!!!!! Kai kai SMH!!!

lilmax:
You are like a brother to me

Am a victim to dis, and I still dey hospital self. Lol

Women are like radio. listen to them. don't try to fix it unless they need you to fix it. my 2kobo advice.

Cutehector:
Especially "whateva"

whatever is an insult if sorts like go to hell, f#ck or I don't give a hoot.When a lady says that, I just ignore her until she craves my attention

"Sweetheart, we need to talk"

JUNIT1:
Nothing a woman says is ever annoying, as a man, you should find the positive and intellectual aspects of their comments

you are a very sharp man!!

ProphetUdeme:
ur mates are out there.

Another one is my ex was very handsome
whatever etc an so forth. Mehn i really hate those miserable creatures called girls

You mean including your sisters and perhaps your m*m because she was once a girl too?

Penssuwa:
Op, you cant stop them from saying "nothing", you just have to adapt. My babe says it always and gets angry if I don't insist on knowing the "something" behind her "nothing".

Nothing? She node and me well its ok I thought its what will bother me and she, you are mad. You are not caring. Hehehehe

adonismuller:
The ones I hate most...

* I am ok...when deep down she feels like strangling me..

* Have fun with the girls....makes me feel I am the greatest womanizer..

* U seem busy...chai that knocks me off..makes me feel like I have been playing around..

* Can you afford me?....Damn! Who the f*ck are you...?

*Guys cheat a lot ...ehen and who does the guys cheat with?

*I am not like those your cheap friends.....see aba made dey form turkey!!

Make I rest here...

LMAO...No comment on ur points until July but then,the list is incomplete without "Whatever". U know that makes you go gaga.*tongue out

All I can say is no woman has ever insulted so much that I can't make her feel 10times worse. It was so bad back in the days some of my exs actually wished I beat them physically instead of verbally insulting them. I only give unto people as they give unto me, you insult me, prepare to be insulted times 10. Guys the best way to make women feel frustrated is to just simply ignore them. (It kills them big time)

Petra23:
LMAO...No comment on ur points until July but then,the list is incomplete without "Whatever". U know that makes you go gaga.*tongue out

watever is like pouring me acid....

Hmmm. I only do two from that list. "Nothing" and "How do I Look"..well,when i say nothing,it means I'm rly pissed and want him to dig deep by continous asking while peting me cus that shows he cares.as for "how do i look", it gives me joy when I'm done dressing up and my man says "Cutie,u look good". Smile outa thread.

ProphetUdeme:
ur mates are out there.

Another one is my ex was very handsome
whatever etc an so forth. Mehn i really hate those miserable creatures called girls

We both know u dont mean that last statement.

adonismuller:
watever is like pouring me acid....

I know sha. but then,saying it sometimes is inevitable.don't worry,will work on that..*winkx*

ProphetUdeme:
ur mates are out there.

Another one is my ex was very handsome
whatever etc an so forth. Mehn i really hate those miserable creatures called girls

must u quote the op all over again...u cud av simply dropped ur comment without quoting the whole topic all over again....its a waste of space....and also ur comment hurt me somuch esp coming to think of it that it was a sweet and blessed 'woman' u claim to be miserable that also bore u. Smh...

Great one, love this post.
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