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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by mekstaniac(m): 12:38pm On May 20, 2015
How can one measure d dick? Erect or wen not erect?
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Dranatomy: 1:24pm On May 20, 2015
LKO:


Very educative, thanks. Pls ur mobile number is incomplete, kindly correct it to enable us whatsapp u.
My whatsapp zero eight zero eight six six seven seven zero zero three seven
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by leGeExus(m): 2:21pm On May 20, 2015
pocohantas:
Did we ever panic?
Poin 6 tho! grin is it true
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by JOACHINpedro: 2:26pm On May 20, 2015
Mbkite:


Ewooo! Chai! It's called OTAPIAPIA Syndrome LOL. Does colourless fluid comes out when u press it? If yes, u are experiencing PUBERTY! Relax boi, nutin is wrong with u.
tankx
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Deadshotz(m): 2:29pm On May 20, 2015
Like h0w can i increase my dick size grin grin grin
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Deadshotz(m): 2:29pm On May 20, 2015
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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Fulaman198(m): 2:32pm On May 20, 2015
shaboti:
you're a fulani man, i dint expect less lipsrsealed

Loll
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by BeloHorizonte14: 2:36pm On May 20, 2015
Dranatomy:
........DON'T JUST PANIC!........
(You and your funny anatomy)

EPISODE 1

Writing this in reply to your numerous whatsapp, 2go, facebook messages ,sms and emails. It's very good to understand your body structures (anatomy), so that your anatomy can understand you.

There are some questions you will not be able to ask your doctor, no matter how close you both are. Am talking about glorified shyness /meanness. Now check these out....

FOR GUYS:
1. Don't panic when your left ball (testicle) is shorter than your right ball. The right ball must naturally be longer than the left. Touch it now to confirm.

FOR LADIES:

1. Don't panic when your left breast (bust) is much bigger than your right breast. It's normal. You can touch them now to confirm.

FOR GUYS:

2. If you notice one ball instead of two, it means all is not well. It means one ball is still inside your abdomen (tomi). You will have difficulty impregnating a woman not untill something is done about it.

FOR LADIES:

2. Occasional painful breast lumps are normal. Not all lumps are cancerous. We call those swellings, lymphatic enlargements. Its the body's natural way of sending out unwanted biotics.

FOR GUYS:
3. Early morning Errection is normal. If you don't use to have it, don't panic. You are still okay medically.

FOR LADIES :
3. Wet dreams are normal especially for the minorities (lesser aged ladies). If you don't experience it, don't panic. But mind you, if you are always waking up with a wet vagina, with feelings of having made love , it's an indication that all isn't well spiritually.

FOR GUYS:
4. Wet dreams are normal.

FOR LADIES :
5. Always experiencing painful sex doesn't mean all is not well with you. You just need a sexologist for few minutes candid advice, that's all. You can be trained on how to convert pains to pleasure (masochism) . For the mere fact that your fellow friends are having enjoyable sex doesn't mean that all is well.

FOR GUYS:
5. Normal length of penis is about 4.5-7inches in African settings. Anything less than or more at full mature age means all is not well. Measure your own now. Use a ruler.

FOR LADIES:

6. Your vagina is about 3-4inches when not aroused and about 5-7inches when aroused. Anything less or more than this means all isn't well. Measure your own now.

FOR GUYS:
6. Having big sized nipples doesn't mean you have a problem. It also doesn't connate you as a virgin. It's normal, depending on your family gene.

FOR LADIES :
7. All ladies must not have a big bust. However you have it, it's ur nature. However, not all of you will have medium or small sized busts. Experiencing unexplained dimples on your bust means cancer is approaching........More of these on EPISODE 2

God bless you.!

We can still whatsapp one on one via zero ,eight, zero, six, six, seven, seven, three, seven.

You can also check out my Facebook page for more eye opening secrets by searching for WIMGO HEALTH WORLDWIDE...
Differences in scrotum sac sizes nko?
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by LKO(m): 10:58pm On May 20, 2015
Dranatomy:
My whatsapp zero eight zero eight six six seven seven zero zero three seven


Still not correct. Pls check well.
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 2:06am On May 21, 2015
jieta:
caught u red handed, #kintoma#

Ewoooo.... They are here.... Please identify ya self biko

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