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Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by Formeh(m): 10:49am On May 21, 2015
Hello nairalanders,my introduction is always bad when trying to toast a lady,i dnt know how to get on with it.can someone pls help me out and teach me how to go on with it?.
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by 2dice(m): 10:55am On May 21, 2015
Uhmnn.... How old are u sir? ... And do u have any female friend?
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by Moustache: 10:57am On May 21, 2015
See you...As big as u are,you cannot toast...mtcheeeew,"Good riddance to rubbish"

If you want me to teach you,First of all,start with toasting nairaland girls...then when u don gain ground,will tell you what to do next
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by dharay99: 11:01am On May 21, 2015
Formeh:
Hello nairalanders,my introduction is always bad when trying to toast a lady,i dnt know how to get on with it.can someone pls help me out and teach me how to go on with it?.
uhm...
0p, I guess this how u normally toast dem...
"Hello baby, u fine n sexy...let's strt dating & screwing eachoda" cry
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by Nobody: 11:05am On May 21, 2015
Funny thread grin grin
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by HRHF: 11:07am On May 21, 2015
Very simple.
Watch introduction on YouTube on women
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by laurenjones: 11:11am On May 21, 2015
PLOT 1
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by laurenjones: 11:12am On May 21, 2015
PLOT2
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by laurenjones: 11:12am On May 21, 2015
PLOT3
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by ronald4lif(m): 11:15am On May 21, 2015
You need to work on your confidence first. Based on what you said you don't have it and that is a primal trait in approaching a lady. I'm sure you know how to introduce your self to a lady but the lack of confidence is the obstacle you're battling and that need to be addressed
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by Formeh(m): 12:25pm On May 21, 2015
exactly datz my introduction
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by Formeh(m): 12:27pm On May 21, 2015
U are right@donald
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by Nobody: 12:29pm On May 21, 2015
Formeh:
exactly datz my introduction


How old are you/?
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by Nobody: 12:30pm On May 21, 2015
baba onile mo fe ra ile
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Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by MrCork: 12:34pm On May 21, 2015
Formeh:
Hello nairalanders,my introduction is always bad when trying to toast a lady,i dnt know how to get on with it.can someone pls help me out and teach me how to go on with it?.



SCENARIO:

YOU: Hi babes,you look familiar

BABE: huh, from where?

YOU: Church!! ...am a QUIRE member..here is my number...

BABE:..Thanks..i will call u tomorrow...BOOOYAKA!!

...bro this is the catch...females always fall for church guys coz u will look like husband material and it makes u look innocent but swaaga(TRUSS ME) smiley

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Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by MrCork: 12:39pm On May 21, 2015
Moustache:
See you...As big as u are,you cannot toast...mtcheeeew,"Good riddance to rubbish"

If you want me to teach you,First of all,start with toasting nairaland girls...then when u don gain ground,will tell you what to do next

...see yor head like road side mechanic...u sayn he shud start wit nairaland females...females he cant physicaly see?. ..abi?..Humpty Dumty! (no ofeense) angry

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Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by Nobody: 1:03pm On May 21, 2015
Moustache:
See you...As big as u are,you cannot toast...mtcheeeew,"Good riddance to rubbish"

If you want me to teach you,First of all,start with toasting nairaland girls...then when u don gain ground,will tell you what to do next
shocked pelee, well done, teacher cheesy
You sure you meant well for the OP undecided embarassed
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by laurenjones: 2:10pm On May 21, 2015
Ipledge:
baba onile mo fe ra ile
ThAT Land is not for sale! Beware of a poster named " IPLEDGE"
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by Nobody: 4:18pm On May 21, 2015
laurenjones:

ThAT Land is not for sale! Beware of a poster named " IPLEDGE"

so how much is the land? BTW do you have 2hectares of land because that's what I need.
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Dis is not fair oooh, u just bought d whole estate.
Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by grad2012(f): 6:34pm On May 21, 2015
Just be confident , nyc, respectful and most of all pls be urself dont do any silly pick up lines.Trust me u will make a catch wit d rit gal which is ur own gal smiley cool

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