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Different Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 9:44pm On May 21, 2015
1.HARD HUSBAND-He is very hard, unbending, unyielding. He cannot be corrected, he knows everything, he cannot be counsel, very arrogant and stunborn, he will warn the parents of his wife not to come to his house, he will beat up his mother inlaw. He has no fear, no honour, no respect and very very difficult to live with at home.

2.FAKE HUSBAND-This type of husbands are only good on the bed and on the dining table. They cannot carry out their responsibility. They can't provide for the family. Some of them are so lazy to work, while some spend the money they have on strange women.

3.BACHELOR HUSBAND-This one have separated his room from his wife, he is a single married man, he is very selfish, self centered. He will use his phone to call his girlfriends for hours but his wife at home no talking. He is still a bachelor, he just got married.

4.ACIDIC HUSBAND-He is very hot tempered, he is a boxer, he is a wrestler, he is very abusive, he likes shouting with command as saying, "SIT DOWN" "SHUT UP" "COME HERE". He does not laugh, he don't know what is fun, No. He doesn't joke, he doesn't take any nonsense, he is very serious, he does not play. He barks at everybody in the house like a sergeant major at the war front. He will speak very harsh, "I SAID COME AND SIT DOWN HERE". His house is like a military camp. He is a lion in the house and can slap anybody in the house at anytime, including mummy, housemaid or anybody. Some people have this type of dad.

5.SLAVE MASTER HUSBAND-He see his wife as a maid, a cook, a dry cleaner, a sex machine, a baby making factory period. He make his junior ones Lord over his wife.
Two weeks to a man wedding, so he stops washing his clothes and pile them up. When he wash asked why?, he said sister is coming, so I don't need to wash clothes. His idea of marriage is dry cleaner. They are very many.

6.GENERAL HUSBAND-He has chains of girlfriends, concubines & strange women, he spends lavishly on them, he goes to prostitutes, anything under skirt he runs after, sleeps with his housemaid & run after his wife junior sisters.

7.DRY HUSBAND-He is very dry, no closeness to his wife, no kissing, no love, no romance, no intimacy. The wife must knock before she enters his bedroom and until he says,"Come in she cannot go in". He is very difficult to talk to, he has no respect for the wife, abuse her in presence of strangers and visitors. If the wife ask for permission to go and see a friend, he will tell her, "If you step out don't step in".

8.EXPLOITER HUSBAND-He is just exploiting his wife to solve his problems. He uses the wife as a pain reliever. He collect money from the wife to buy anything he desire.They travel out to marry women just to get working permit & stay after they get it, they jump out of the marriage.
9.PARASITE HUSBAND-He will not work, he sits down to watch CNN or BBC. He cannot help the wife to wash plates, clothes, scrub the floor, wash the toilet but he can mis-use everything as he likes.

10.BABY HUSBAND-They are basically infant men, infant spiritually,mentally and character wise. Age has nothing to do with baby husband. When you marry a baby husband then you need to always change his napkin. He beats his wife, reject to eat food because he is angry, he can't say sorry because that is not in his vocabulary, can never be influenced by his wife, he don't assist in domestic work, a nagging man, compares his wife with former girlfriend, will threaten to push his wife out for little provocation, he don't play with his wife all he need is sex, he does nothinge to improve his marriage all he need is money, he don't forgive his wife for any mistake but will retaliate, he is unpredictable. We have plenty of them all around us, including those old men in the church, many them are pure baby husband, with feeder bottle in their mouth and napkin under them.

11.THE GOOD HUSBAND-He gives assurance of lasting love,he regards his wife, he prefer her than any woman, he communicate to her always, he protects & defend her on dai'y basis, he understand her feelings, he don't over labour her, he is gentle and tender, he give her time to adjust and grow to his taste, he don't compare her to others, he always tell her his where about, he is caring, he don't be little her contributions, he praise her before his friends, he buy her gifts as surprise, he give her time to visit her friends, he help her grow spiritually, he forgive her for every offence, he care for her relations, he listens to her words, he is considerate, he satisfy her sexually. This last one is the kind of man that we are supposed to be to our wife
Re: Different Types Of Husbands by ammyluv2002(f): 9:51pm On May 21, 2015
Workaholic Husband

Super glue Husband

Mummy's boy Husband grin

Weldone Op, good thinking grin

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Re: Different Types Of Husbands by Hedybee(f): 9:56pm On May 21, 2015
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Re: Different Types Of Husbands by enoqueen: 10:45pm On May 21, 2015
Well written cool
Re: Different Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 10:48pm On May 21, 2015
Hedybee:
Op which one are you?
God fearing husband. but then i just think that the type of husbands people are or tend to become is hugely dependent on the type of wife they have.
Re: Different Types Of Husbands by ammyluv2002(f): 10:54pm On May 21, 2015
7Alexander:

God fearing husband. but then i just think that the type of husbands people are or tend to become is hugely dependent on the type of wife they have.
Incorrect

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Re: Different Types Of Husbands by Hedybee(f): 8:11am On May 22, 2015
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Re: Different Types Of Husbands by lilmax(m): 9:18am On May 22, 2015
Okay

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