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What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by Nobody: 9:02am On May 23, 2015 |
Former musician Etcetera is out with a new article and this week he talks on how to please a Nigerian man. Read his post below: “ Is something wrong with the Nigerian woman? Has she lost her beauty and power of seduction? How come Nigerian billionaires and politicians are all of a sudden having preference for foreign women? Or has the money syndrome finally caught up with them?…… Oops! Did you say it’s about time? Hmmm maybe Nigerian men are difficult to satisfy like some of our ladies have claimed. But is that the appropriate excuse? Well, for any woman who truly knows her onions, pleasing a man (whether a Nigerian or not) is never a difficult feat. So ladies, here are some insights to a Nigerian man’s heart that will guide you to becoming the right woman in his eyes. Submission has got a bad rap in recent years. The feminist movement has even made matters worse. Women are forgetting that submission wasn’t your man’s idea, it was God’s. “Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.” (Ephesians 5:22) Again the Word says, “Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fitting in the Lord.” (Colossians 3:18). Men should also know that submission does not mean subjection to abuse. Submission simply implies respect for another’s authority. Ok sweerie, the premiership ends this weekend. You can now have the remote control from Monday morning. Watch as much telemundo and your Nollywood movies as you can from now till August. Nigerian ladies should understand that the key to a harmonious family life is finding that balance. Your man may not be a professional footballer and probably may not go to the field and play every Saturday, but if you don’t disturb him whenever he is watching his favourite team play on TV, he will love you more. Remember that by learning to love and support his team, you are creating a deeper bond between the two of you. Be on his side, root for his team, celebrate his victories, mourn his defeats. Even the Bible commands us to “Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep with them that weep.” (Romans 12:15) lol… Every Nigerian man loves food. I mean the actual food. There’s no such thing as a modern or old fashion way. A way is a way and the only way to a typical African man’s heart has always been through his stomach. Coming home from a long day’s work, we enjoy nothing better than a well cooked meal. Remember the story of Esau in the Bible? He was so hungry and was practically shaking after working in the fields that he was willing to sell his birthright to his brother Jacob for a hot bowl of soup! (Genesis 25:29-34). Ladies, when a Nigerian man is not properly fed, he becomes irrational, irritable and vulnerable to temptation. Feed us well not just for anything else, but so you may have peace in the house…. lol Now ladies, ask any Nigerian man to choose between a delicious plate of soup and no sex or a tasteless meal and a mind-blowing sex, he will prefer to drink garri without sugar and have that mind-blowing encounter with you in bed. Does that tell you something? Babes, you may be everything from smart, charming with long pretty legs and even God-fearing but if your husband doesn’t find you sexually attractive, SHIKENA. A Nigerian man always wants that thing. So, stop holding back whenever he wants it. Adopt the Boy Scout motto that says “always be prepared.” Stop using your sexuality to manipulate or punish him. Our greatest vulnerability is our sexuality, so don’t just go there – No games with that please. Give yourself to him freely every time, every way and everywhere. The Bible commands you, “Deprive not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that you may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your lack of self- control.” (1 Corinthians 7:5). Did you hear that? It says even after fasting, you should still give it to him…. Hmmmmm! I love the Bible. No wonder they call it the “perfect book.” All men want to be successful. But it is so unfortunate that most Nigerian women measure success by what a man has accomplished and not by who he is as a person. It is the role of the woman to help her man see the big picture in life, not through the eyes of someone who wants to purchase every latest trend in fashion, mobile phones and cars. The good book of the lord says, “Better is the poor (man) who walks in his integrity than one perverse in his ways, though he be rich.” (Proverbs 28:6). So, ladies, always let your man know when he is doing a good job. Praise him for his patience with words like, “I really appreciate that you helped me with the dishes today.” “Thanks so much for emptying the dustbin; I appreciate you honey, even in the small things.” Note that a little compliment to a Nigerian man every now and again works like magic. Nigerian men are driven by the need for significance. We often ask ourselves this question, “Do I really matter to her?” A man’s thirst for significance can only be quenched in knowing how important he is. That is why we will chase after every vain pursuit only to hear the words, “You matter. You are important. You are appreciated. You are significant.” If a man never heard these words or sensed this approval from his woman, he can spend his whole life chasing someone else who will value his identity. Support your man at every turn. Be there for him to guide him. This is God’s command for you as the woman. God said, “It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a helper suitable for him.” (Genesis 2:18) . A man needs help in the small things like finding our car keys or in bigger things like building a business. It has become one of the most popular sayings that “behind every great man is a far greater woman.” With men, two plus two is always four. We are a straight-jacket mind species. Maybe it is so because we have always found solace in being logical. And it has proved to be a sure way one can maintain stability in the home, especially in times of uncertainty or danger. But it is clear that men most times lack that natural intuitiveness found in women. Which makes it important, that whenever your man is about to strike a business deal, he needs your input because he might not understand that deep gut feeling you have that something is not right. For a man, if it looks good “on paper,” it is good even when in your heart of hearts, you can smell something foul brewing. Your man needs your intuitive, instinctive, perceptive and discerning insights when making decisions. But as his woman, you should be careful so as not to bruise his ego. A man is not molded to understand the emotional and dynamics behind the problems that women face. So it is important that the woman doesn’t go running and pouring all her cares, worries, fears, insecurities and troubles on him all at once, it can be very overwhelming. If it is your car that is making that funny noise or something in the house is broken, YESSSSS! he knows exactly what to do instantly. Every man requires that extra training to be a good listener and you will have to working at it until he is there. You can simply start by asking him to listen to you for one minute without interruption and gradually build up his tolerance level. If you throw a fifteen- minute monologue at him, he will freeze up, walk away or get annoyed. Make things simple for him. Spell out exactly what you need, even if it is just a simple hug (and you may want to also explain to him that a hug does not mean you want to have sex!)… because e nor dey hard us to conclude. lol… Every man wants to come home to a peaceful house after a long day at work. But our women don’t always permit such a luxury. We want tranquility and control in every aspect of our lives; that is why we sometimes do everything possible to create an atmosphere of peace and serenity. It is also why every man dreads a nagging woman. A nagging woman drains us of body vitamins and morale. If you nag your man, he will distance himself emotionally and possibly even physically. The Bible says, “It is better to dwell in a corner of a housetop, than in a house shared with a contentious woman.” (Proverbs 25:24). Source:Bella Naija 2 Likes |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by salisy: 9:11am On May 23, 2015 |
noted |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by xpac01(m): 9:15am On May 23, 2015 |
Summarize. |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by coolzeal(m): 9:17am On May 23, 2015 |
Most Nigerian women only care about the financial status of a man regardless of his reckless lifestyles and non chalant attitude he possess. And at such, these desperate women who will do anything to seduce the high profile men end up losing the value of their womanliness. In addition, women should value men with potentials and not his bank account. Submissive, respect, supportive and other qualities of a virtuous woman are bonues if she understand her man better. Most foreign ladies value men for who they are and not what they have. |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 9:17am On May 23, 2015 |
Too long |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by Nobody: 9:22am On May 23, 2015 |
Ok, noted... Unto the next list.... abi list don finish? ? Op, you should have used paragraphs to make your write up lucid... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by ijustdey: 9:25am On May 23, 2015 |
hope the ladies are listening. |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by Nobody: 10:06am On May 23, 2015 |
Some ladies are just too stubborn beyond correction. Most of them go into a relationship prepared like it's a war zone. wys to make your man find you interesting and get his mind off sex |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by coogar: 10:06am On May 23, 2015 |
this is the best piece of advice i have read from a nigerian in about 20 years. let's just hope obnoxious stubborn women like sambarry would digest this & take this advice instead of party-hopping from one owambe to another. 1 Like |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by SAMBARRY: 10:32am On May 23, 2015 |
coogar:Mr coogar or whatever your name is what rocks every body's boat is different as our faces are different so are our ways of reasoning, modus operandi, priorities and lifestyle. If you expect me to share in your sentiments and school of thoughts you will have to wait till obasanjo becomes America's next president so therefore the way everyone decides to live his or her life is completely up to them. If you find it stubborn and obnoxious then be my guest next 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by SAMBARRY: 10:36am On May 23, 2015 |
So dear coogar today's another owanmbe I have to attend. It's happening on the island so would you mind driving me there. Don't worry about what you will eat. I'll take care of that. Just be my driver for today and we can negotiate on your charges |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by lilmax(m): 10:37am On May 23, 2015 |
And family section women see this as "work " so their husbands have to pay them before they do the job |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by Ngokafor(f): 10:46am On May 23, 2015 |
...'Sighs'..Oshiomole marries a Foreigner,all of a sudden,Nigerian women seems to have lost their 'beauty' and all that blabs according to a certain Nigerian male artist,necessitating this epistle on how to please the Nigerian man as usual...forgeting that there are countless Nigerian males who married foreigners with tales of woes in toe.I am waiting for an epistle on how Foreign women should please our dear brothers some day ..Uche Jumbo married a Foreigner as well(just like many other women i know) but we dont see Nigerian women going on about how men have 'failed' in some one way with thesis and manual on how to please women but simply saw it as a matter of choice,obtainable in other parts of the World as well. ....For the average Nigerian male,it looks like the rule is me,myself and i...'my personal happines to the detriment of others at all cost first'...so unfortunate. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by coogar: 10:47am On May 23, 2015 |
SAMBARRY: i hope you cop acute diarrhoea in that owambe of yours. SAMBARRY: who doesn't know your ways of reasoning is different? this is why i referenced you cos this article is talking to you. stay @home, take good care of your partner.
your own way of living your life is reckless. i am starting to think you go to those parties to catch aristos. i hope a housewife who happens to be a former traditional wrestler confronts you one day & beat your ašs to stupor for flirting with her hubby. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by SAMBARRY: 11:01am On May 23, 2015 |
I have told you times without number I'm going there to have fun, catch up with my fellow owanmbe friends, jist and talk about the latest jewellery, shoe, baby outfit and dance meanwhile as per going there because of aristo, it's what you do that you think others will do . I'm not a lagos cougar. You're the one running after middle aged women for money as your name implies. Continue doing sugar sons for women who are old enough to give birth to you anyway are you still going to drive me there because I don't want to miss out in the dance the thing wey you sabi chop go belleful you coogar: 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by SAMBARRY: 11:04am On May 23, 2015 |
Thank you o the hypocrisy nor go let them see road Ngokafor: 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by coogar: 11:06am On May 23, 2015 |
SAMBARRY: you are a disgrace to the good nigerian women. aristo chic! they will beat you one day. keep flirting with other people's husbands. your day of reckoning is nearer.
i never called you a cougar. you run after pot-bellied sugar-daddies. don't worry about what i do. this article is talking to you.
better go & enter your keke napep. drive you? who dash you car? |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by SAMBARRY: 11:13am On May 23, 2015 |
of course I am a blessing and a virtuous woman Ok.i get it. You're labelling me aristo chic because our values and ways of seeing things are different. What you see as blue and I see as green, fight dey there? Anyway sha con drive me. There's petrol scarcity in lagos and other parts of Nigeria. I no see fuel buy yesterday that's why I said you should drive me to the island with your car coogar: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by coogar: 11:21am On May 23, 2015 |
SAMBARRY: yes..... you are a lady of easy virtue.
stay @home. take care of your house & your family.
buy a business class ticket(BA) for me and i will come and drive you. |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by Nobody: 11:27am On May 23, 2015 |
Ngokafor: Very well said. I await the thread on how to please a Nigerian woman. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by SAMBARRY: 11:30am On May 23, 2015 |
Yadoctora:Gbam. Coogar Oya come and answer this question o.this one you wan die on top my matter this rainy morning |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by coogar: 11:31am On May 23, 2015 |
SAMBARRY: go & read what oshiomole's mom said about nigerian women. nigerian women can't be pleased, they cannot even please themselves. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by SAMBARRY: 11:51am On May 23, 2015 |
Expensive virtue you mean going to owanmbe doesn't mean I am not talking care of my family I have to train wura to be like me that's why I take her with me every where I go so she will continue where her mother stopped . isn't that enough care Ahen you said I should send your flight ticket to you you wey dey stay for ojota, wey go leave ojota go price ojuelegba Ashewo na me you dey deceive ; you wan spend my money on ojuelegba Ashewo abi ) coogar: |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by SAMBARRY: 11:55am On May 23, 2015 |
coogar: go back to the thread and read my response Village illiterate woman deceiving herself. Isn't she a product of what she's abusing abi na Oyinbo woman born. Even if she was a half caste oro oba dun lenu e so her own matter no be talk Benin woman |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by coogar: 11:56am On May 23, 2015 |
SAMBARRY: jokes!
spend more time with your family.
that's child abuse! taking a child to where people smoke & drink alcohol?
yes ke!
just do as told! you want me to drive you & you don't want to pay for the service rendered? SAMBARRY: but she's right! she said nigerian women would destroy the relationship between the governor & her kids and that's the truth. 99% of nigerian women have the wickedness of patience ozokwor in their DNA & you especially are in that category |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by SAMBARRY: 12:27pm On May 23, 2015 |
Is she going to drink or smoke? Even if her mother drinks she will wait till she's 18 but for now she's learning by observation moreover my family is wura so what other family are you talking about? if you don't want to drive me just say you don't want to drive me there and I'll get a cab coogar: |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by sparkleboy(m): 1:38pm On May 26, 2015 |
Paragraphs would make this nice. To read |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by Nobody: 2:42pm On May 26, 2015 |
Yadoctora:No thread needed for that. Have enough money to buy Nigeria and she'll never take offence at even your silliest foibles. |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by Nobody: 2:45pm On May 26, 2015 |
SAMBARRY:Tongue-in-cheek? Surely, you don't believe the part in bold! |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by Nobody: 3:19pm On May 26, 2015 |
Timbuktou:How many men have that amount of money? Have women not been marrying men of little means? |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by Nobody: 3:27pm On May 26, 2015 |
Yadoctora: Are these women happy? Have we not been inundated with thread upon thread, comment upon comment of the uselesness and bushness of Nigerian men here on nairaland? The only happy women on nairaland are either married to oyinbos or are outside Nigeria and married to western men or westernised Nigerian men. 1 Like |
Re: What Every Lady Should Know About Pleasing A Man. by Nobody: 3:35pm On May 26, 2015 |
Timbuktou: How can u tell that they are not happy? And why do u think that the ones outside Nigeria/ married to Oyinbo are the yardstick for happiness? What I'm driving at is, many Nigerian women have married men who don't have much. It is wrong to judge all of them by the few who married extremely rich men. 2 Likes |
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