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What Would U Do ? by jazzy4naija(m): 4:54pm On May 23, 2015
JOKE!!! JOKE!!! JOKE!!!!
You enter your bedroom and saw a strange
man sitting on your bed. You tell him to get
out and he refuses, you get angry and slap
him. Amazingly, he vomits N10,000.
You slap him again and he vomits N20,000,
Another slap and he vomits N50,000.

What would you do
1. Run away
2. Kidnap him
3. Call the police
4. Call your pastor
5. Continue to slap him
Re: What Would U Do ? by ericessien24: 4:57pm On May 23, 2015
You know what they call endless slap?
Re: What Would U Do ? by Ahmed0336(m): 5:06pm On May 23, 2015
ericessien24:
You know what they call endless slap?
. SMH
Re: What Would U Do ? by jazzy4naija(m): 5:14pm On May 23, 2015
ericessien24:
You know what they call endless slap?
leading to endless money abi grin
Re: What Would U Do ? by Lovexme(m): 5:26pm On May 23, 2015
When the situation presents itself, I'd know what to do. Now, I'll just lol away..
Re: What Would U Do ? by jazzy4naija(m): 4:32pm On May 24, 2015
I no fit laugh ooooo!!!!!!!!!
Assuming u wake up one morning and while preparing to brush ur mouth, u discover that all ur teeth hv turned 2 pure GOLD, let's say (24 carat or so); you then went to a dentist who confirms to u that each teeth is worth #15 million Naira in d market. How many teeth will u ask d dentist to remove 4 sale?
Re: What Would U Do ? by patrickgeddes: 1:40pm On May 25, 2015
[color=#990000][/color] i ll slap him 1000times in d morning, 1000times in d afternoon and 1000 times at night everyday

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