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Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 10:32pm On May 23, 2015 |
truthman2012: lolsssss. when he was created was it in spirit..... was it the spirit that carried JESUS to the bill.... lolsss the second hadith has a better explanation..... but it will be useful for Muslims alone...... cos we call something as QAIDDAH USUULIYAH that's the fundamental bases for all water is that it's PURE. hope you get that? for the Silva..... that HADITH made it impermissible to use it at all for utensils. but can be wear by male as RING only not other adornment. females can also wear anything as adornment but only for his husband. . how they're well cleared off now |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by mustymatic(m): 10:33pm On May 23, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS:U get sense so? |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Nobody: 10:36pm On May 23, 2015 |
mustymatic:U nid a chilled bottle of "carmel" pizz as prescribed by muhamMAD 2 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by mustymatic(m): 10:43pm On May 23, 2015 |
truthman2012:Open your mind bro, there's nothing wrong with the ahadiths, only wisdom whic u lack. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by mustymatic(m): 10:44pm On May 23, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS:dis mumu guy dnt kni a thing abt Christianity, only spitting rubbish. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Nobody: 10:50pm On May 23, 2015 |
mustymatic: Ogbenni, I see d truth and I spit it out MuhamMAD was a bandit cum r a p I s t I don't regret saying it 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 11:27pm On May 23, 2015 |
truthman2012: lolsssss. when he was created was it in spirit..... was it the spirit that carried JESUS to the bill.... lolsss the second hadith has a better explanation..... but it will be useful for Muslims alone...... cos we call something as QAIDDAH USUULIYAH that's the fundamental bases for all water is that it's PURE. hope you get that? for the Silva..... that HADITH made it impermissible to use it at all for utensils. but can be wear by male as RING only not other adornment. females can also wear anything as adornment but only for his husband. . how they're well cleared off now |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 7:16am On May 24, 2015 |
mustymatic:Look at a defence from islam apologist! Smh! 2 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by true2god: 7:30am On May 24, 2015 |
Empiree:You are talking rubish, I was expecting you to deny the hadith, as usual, as being fabricated. Your prophet is a commedian, more funny than Basket Mouth (a nigerian comedian). |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by mustymatic(m): 7:30am On May 24, 2015 |
truthman2012:More of a description |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by true2god: 7:47am On May 24, 2015 |
truthman2012:Muslims' blind allegiance to a mad prophet is appalling. The problem is that most of them, from early childhood, had been mind-programmed and brainwashed to see mohammed as a perfect man who did (and cannot) no wrong. So in their subconcious mind, mohammed is an ok person. But to a non-muslim, be it christians, Jews, hindus, shintos, or even atheist, who have the opportunity to read and learn about mohammed, he (mohammed) is bad person with a psychological problem. So it is important to understand the muslims' mind-set on mohammed. It takes strengh and courage for an indoctrinated muslim to accept the fact that mohammed is an evil man with a psychological disorder. How did mohammed intend to arrest the devil and hang him on a wall? 2 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 7:50am On May 24, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: To you, Satan is no more a spirit, he now lives physically as a man that you can handle and tie up to your mosque pillar? Good of you. Telling lies mean nothing to muslims as the quran itself is lies. So all water is pure to muslims even if menses, dungs etc are thrown into it. The first thing allahh does to his believers is tamper with their brain so as to make them abnormal human beings. No normal human being will say water is still pure after dirts have thrown into it and has become stinking. Silver is good when you wear it as ring in your hand and no hell in your fingers. It is good as a necklace on your neck and no hellish feeling in your neck but if you drink water from it, the water turns to hellfire in your stomach. Serious. What a rational occurence. This is applicable only in islamic science, a science that operates against rational reactions and behaviours. I use silver utensils daily and I don't feel hell in my stomach, making allah, Muhammad and all of you blatant liars. I am yet to see a muslim that reasons rationally even if he is a professor, when it comes to religious issues. It is unfortunate that wester education is not enough to detect the lies of satan. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by true2god: 7:53am On May 24, 2015 |
mustymatic:Stop defending your prophet's stupidityy. If what the op had written is fake, fabricated or non-authentic hadith, you can refute that using a counter-hadith or even quran. 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Nobody: 8:04am On May 24, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: You obviously haven't study the bible or christian doctrines to the fullest.. •Jesus was the only one conceived without "original sin" including his vessel(Mary)(the immaculate conception) according to the christian belief and the Catholic church(whose doctrines have the most verisimilitude and authenticity anyway ) •He only accepted to be baptised to fulfil all righteousness and as a sign of humility as recorded in the gospels. It was irrelevant to put Jesus' life as a child into writing. His ministry began at 30 which is the most important, or do you want them to start writing about how he used the bathroom,or how he played with his friend's after helping Joseph in the workshop.. I don't believe in the Christian ••• but sincerely its realer than Islam. Islam is just so fake and built on ••••• 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by danbrowndmf(m): 9:02am On May 24, 2015 |
Darkrebel666:But your parents are christian right? |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Nobody: 9:58am On May 24, 2015 |
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Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 11:36am On May 24, 2015 |
truthman2012: I can see how deluded you're... that was why I hesitated. just answer this question. was Jesus carried by Satan spirit to the hill? and was Jesus speaking with Satan spirit? lolsss |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 11:41am On May 24, 2015 |
smallrincowis16:Trash! 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 4:28pm On May 24, 2015 |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 4:28pm On May 24, 2015 |
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Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Anas09: 5:00pm On May 24, 2015 |
APostle Truthman. When you are talking to this people try to understand their perspective. Mohammed plagiarised the Bible. But you know. He was a bad copier, and his companions then were scared to correct him, so he went on to copy the Bible without knowing that behind the words, is the holy spirit, so was not careful to get certain concpets right. When mohammed read that Satan took Jesus to the highest mountain and showed him the whole world, the guy thought Jesus was saying satan was flesh and blood. Mohammed thought it was a physical event. So he also came up with an episode of him and satan. Since satan tempted Jesus, Mohammed wants to prove that he is stronger than Jesus, so instead of being tempted he tied satan up on a pillar. Wonderful. The muslim folk don't believe so don't know the operations of the Holy Spirit. If allah is not satan, allah would know how the holy spirit operates. Unfortunately he(allah) doesn't. The Isa of the koran was only human, no spirit in him, so wen mohammed read that Jesus spoke with satan, he just assumed it was like me and u talking. Evn me here talking. Satan speaks to me, just jesus also speaks to me. Theses entities are spirits, I don't see them, but how do I interact with them? Its through my own spirit. I am primarily a spirit being, having a soul but dwelling in this house called the body. Excuse me Mr Muslim. The discussion satan had with Jesus was not physical, it was in the spirit. Do u even know that the spirit realm rules over the physical? And spirits see everything? They are not limited by time, space, and distance. So they are everywhere at the same time. But Muhammed won't know that, why would he? He was coping eveything without cross checking errors. When someone catches him in his lies, he will blot out "The Bible is corrupt". Ole. 5 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 5:32pm On May 24, 2015 |
@ Anas09 Thank you. Muhammad and muslims are carnal people, who don't and cannot understand the bible. Nobody can understand God except by the Holy Spirit. You are right. Jesus didn't see satan physically (Mat. 4:1). He was led by the spirit to the wilderness. 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by malvisguy212: 6:37pm On May 24, 2015 |
smallrincowis16:let me get this straight, are you saying satan is not a spirit? |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by mustymatic(m): 11:23pm On May 24, 2015 |
true2god:Who says there's anything wrong with the hadiths? Common sense is not common. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 11:56pm On May 24, 2015 |
malvisguy212: he is both.... even other JINN |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by malvisguy212: 8:24am On May 25, 2015 |
smallrincowis16:trash, satan is 100 percent spirit and if satan should have a flesh, then he will have to possessed somebody. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 2:15pm On May 25, 2015 |
mustymatic: To you, nothing is wrong when Muhammad said well water into which menses and dead dogs are thrown, stinking is pure. Where do you put your common sense? |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by basilico: 2:46pm On May 25, 2015 |
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Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Ifeann(f): 4:35pm On May 25, 2015 |
Demmzy15: What is this one talking about. Truthman has floored u Muslims with these simple questions. None of u Muslims have attempted to answer it. Empiree even alluded to the issue being a translation thing by insinuating the op converts to Islam and learn Arabic. What nonsense. Simple translation and its only Arabic that can't be translated because the English exposes mohammed as a fraud. following mohammeds teachings will kill. How can he say nothing corrupts water. Disgusting fellow. I wonder how many Muslims have died paying attention to that advice. Truthman2012 exposing mohammed as usual and u Muslims can't even make a decent argument. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 6:17pm On May 25, 2015 |
malvisguy212: that's where the pro of Christian is. they have there own world |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Empiree: 7:55pm On May 25, 2015 |
author=Ifeann post=34084119]What is this one talking about. Truthman has floored u Muslims with these simple questions.We are absolutely under no obligation to answer his questions on the condition that he never acknowledged sincere answers from us. He copied that silly mentality from you. None of u Muslims have attempted to answer it.And if we do, is he ready to concede (including yourelf and cohorts) Emp.iree even alluded to the issue being a translation thing by insinuating the op converts to Islam and learn Arabic. What nonsense. Simple translation and its only Arabic that can't be translated because the English@underlined is clearly your insinuation. You have no case mrs. followingPROPAGANDA! Unfortunately, we have only one Muhammad ﷺ How can he say nothing corrupts water.Replicating your boyfriend, truthman2012, carnal mind can not understand unless he/she has 'holy spirit'. Disgusting fellow.Indeed, he (truthman2012) truly is. I am glad you figured this out. I wonder how many Muslims have died paying attention to that advice.ZERO Truthman2012 [s]exposing mohammed as usual and u Muslims can't even make a decent argument.[/s]Rubbish! 2 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Ifeann(f): 10:00pm On May 25, 2015 |
Empiree: And you are yet to address the points raised by the op which exposes mohammed as an ignorant fraud who gave bad advise. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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