Being the first to comment or having your comments on nairaland's frontpage is every nairalander's dream. there are certain process to follow to make that 20 years of your dream come true. though it doesnt come easily, you have to work hard like your life depends on it, and keep trying after several attempt. 

1: You have to be jobless 24/7. if you are working, quite the job, if you are a student, drop out of school. trust me, it helped me alot. make sure that blackberry, iphone, PC and andriod is readily available, and always subscribe to monthly internet data to keep in touch, and never let our PHCN incompetent be a setback. always take a stroll with your charger.

2: Here it is, always look out for threads that have maturity in it(not all threads shar), and also look out for threads created by Tosyne, Ishilove, Lalastica, Dre, Flirtykaren and the almighty Seun himself ( God bless his balls) though his threads do close down seconds after opening.

3: Morning threads that makes frontage always get on it at 5, 6 to 7am. so its mandatory you always wake up as early as 4am and cross check all the threads worthy of frontpage. 

4: Most importantly, always look out for Lalastica, infact if you are his buddy beg him to always notify you when ever he creates a thread. if his thread does not make nairalands frontpage 5 times a day, that means nairaland is hacked.

5: If after doing all this and you still dont make it to frontpage, the only solution is to go to the atlantic ocean with your smartphone, a white cockk, a white pusssyy catt and spend 7 days and 7 night under the ocean without drinking water nor eating. it helped Tallesty.


Goodluck to your nairaland FP hunting.

Am not stupiidd.

Hahahahaa.

You are really stupid!

Haaha

nonsense,jus open any chelsea match thread one time u don enta fp

AwesomelyMade:
Hahahahaa.

You are really stupid!

Haaha

not funny jux try it. FrontPage awaits you

stupidity:
not funny jux try it. FrontPage awaits you

No thanks

Fool Just open a thread that speaks about tonton dike *lobatan*

As in