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Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 12:52pm On May 24, 2015
This is not "Dem say Dem say" ..
I saw this announcement on my church's notice board.. I decided to post it for your reading and Lol'ing pleasure..
Feel free to comment..
Pls mods..kindly move this to front page..

I decided to keep the name of my church away so as to avoid my pastor's wrath

Did my church do the right thing and what do you think about the looming fuel scarcity in the country??


Cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44, Ishilove, just wise and DisGuy

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by donspero(m): 12:55pm On May 24, 2015
Lol I bet der must do light offering

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by donspero(m): 12:55pm On May 24, 2015
FTC again tongue only one jude

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 12:55pm On May 24, 2015
ok

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 12:57pm On May 24, 2015
Hahahahaha.. grin cheesy shocked
Let me appreciate my family first..
They have been so wonderful to me..
I don't have a gf but i don't mind one now.. I'm matured enough to date..
I smell front page..

Happy Sunday dudes..

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by RobinHez(m): 1:04pm On May 24, 2015
that church doesnt have faith grin....Jesus turned water to wine sad

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Princecalm(m): 1:05pm On May 24, 2015
ever heard of PMS offering?

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by politricks: 1:06pm On May 24, 2015
Is there no man of God that can turn water to fuel?. O lord give me the power to turn water to fuel. If i no become billionare overnight, make i see wetin cause am.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by wealthascum(f): 1:10pm On May 24, 2015
Lol. Hilarious

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 1:16pm On May 24, 2015
Same post really trending on twitter
See the number of re tweets..
Cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44, Ishilove, just wise and DisGuy
Mods, please put this in fp oo

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by adorablevic: 1:31pm On May 24, 2015
Lol grin,cant stop laughing

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by MSItachi: 1:35pm On May 24, 2015
Now that is a Dynamic Church

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Pavore9: 1:36pm On May 24, 2015
Oga Jona! Oga Jona!! Oga Jona!!! How many times l call you?

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by tobtap: 1:37pm On May 24, 2015
jona...u see ur work...SMART PASTOR cheesy grin

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Harmvirus(f): 1:37pm On May 24, 2015
Lmao

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by kachnov(m): 1:37pm On May 24, 2015
I don't even have ba3 to book space ,this is becoming a National embarrassment.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nossa(m): 1:37pm On May 24, 2015
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yipeee!! Front page things, started nairalanding this morning and am already on FP, sign of good things to come.

wetin join me and the selfish nature of your church, they are quick to barr members from charging but they would accept astronomical fees from the same members in the name of Tithe and stewardship. Who's cheating who?

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by adesegun121(m): 1:37pm On May 24, 2015
When 'Oyinbo' Man Climb Okada With A Big Jerry Can Looking For Fuel, Yu Know The Chicken Has Come Home To Roost!!!!


Oga jona...
Deir is God oooo...


Aliamudulilahi ur days inside Aso Rock don get Number..

Count down....


MaY 29th on my mind...



Sai baba


sai Buhari...


GMB we know


APC we trust..



With GOD all tinzz are possible..

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by oluwamile(m): 1:38pm On May 24, 2015
lol...greedy church

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by aminho(m): 1:38pm On May 24, 2015
even with d billions
Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Youngzedd(m): 1:38pm On May 24, 2015
Shuu


Na your church be that @OP?

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by mrvance(m): 1:38pm On May 24, 2015
I talk am

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by dridowu: 1:39pm On May 24, 2015
so sad

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by COOLDK(m): 1:39pm On May 24, 2015
The part that got me loling so much was "Don't bother bringing your chargers, we've disconnected the sockets"

Omo you go fear fuel rationing grin cheesy grin

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by bobchigar(m): 1:39pm On May 24, 2015
Uhnn........... The fuel scarcity really affected every aspect of human activities

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by vision2050: 1:39pm On May 24, 2015
Even Nursing mother denied her child su.cking bre.ast shouting no fuel, I wonder may be the thing dey use fuel.
To say fact this fuel thing na gobe oo
no work for me tomorrow, I can't trek.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by IamOpemipo(m): 1:39pm On May 24, 2015
angry.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by baybeeboi: 1:40pm On May 24, 2015
rotfl!!!

abeg OP, wetin be the name of that church?

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Focal(m): 1:41pm On May 24, 2015
God punish mtn... I was the 1st on this thread oooo. Just to write comment and post it see where i am.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by dadebayo1(m): 1:41pm On May 24, 2015
Ok

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by cupidFlint(m): 1:41pm On May 24, 2015
Hilariously crazy

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by sexyjennik(f): 1:43pm On May 24, 2015
Very funny cheesy don't blame it on the church, blame it on fuel scarcity grin

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