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Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by temmy6996(m): 5:13pm On May 24, 2015 |
HOME INTERNAL MEMO FROM: FATHER TO: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES CC: MOTHER DATE: TODAY FUEL SCARCITY COUNTER MEASURES Due to the recent hike in fuel prices, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below & under no circumstance isany violation going to be accepted. 1. The Kitchen & all pantries are declared Restricted Zones. Entry and/or passage shall require express permission from myself upon submission of written request. 2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed! 3. Food items such as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk are Restricted. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justifications backed by a qualified dietician's report. 4. Watering with a hose pipe is banned. Further, only food-giving plants shall be watered. No lawns or flowers shall receive water. For internal decoration, only plastic and dry-flower arrangements shall permitted. 5. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of water per day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical reasons. 6. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. All dependants shall abide by an all- night guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly. 7. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music. Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them. 8. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in the house, shall immediately have to seek temporary employment somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s). 10. All visitors intending to spend a night/week or more shall apply in triplicate and give two months notice, with an endorsement from their MP, Village Head or Church Priest, giving convincing reasons why they can't stay at their homes. Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival. THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!! 3 Likes |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by Greyworld: 5:21pm On May 24, 2015 |
Op d no 7 is cruel, In fact the man is mean. Lol |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by Enoquin(f): 6:06pm On May 24, 2015 |
I hope this memo wasn't typed but was written |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by MizEmpress(f): 9:52pm On May 24, 2015 |
this is funny |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 10:07pm On May 24, 2015 |
I just lost it at Rule 7. Dem be Chris Brown? |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by EfemenaXY: 10:39am On May 25, 2015 |
Jokes. |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 11:15am On May 25, 2015 |
7. Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them. |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by Rukayat08(f): 11:53am On May 25, 2015 |
Chai! Naija, dis is serious oooo |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by Rukayat08(f): 11:54am On May 25, 2015 |
Chai! Naija, this is serious oooo |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by kelechiMarie(f): 3:50pm On May 25, 2015 |
Those whose guests wish to listen to music shall sing for them". That part got me ROTFL. But seriously this fuel scarcity is ruining my hols |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by rhonnie(f): 4:38pm On May 25, 2015 |
Signed by the commander- in- chief of the home forces (CCHF). Lol! |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by rudebouy: 9:29pm On May 25, 2015 |
Dis is so fvcking hilarious. Just fvcking made me hav some good laff. |
Re: Internal Memo From Father Due To Fuel Scarcity by baralatie(m): 9:21pm On May 26, 2015 |
yes o!
head of state and commander of armed forces! |
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