***FUNNY BUT TRUE FACTS***
1. Ugly girls are getting married every Saturday,
the pretty ones
will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous in
the wedding
pictures, who are you waiting for, Dangote's
son?
2. Shout out to all the girls who feel they need
to wash noodles
before cooking it. I respect your Hygiene.
3. I bet Messages from mobile operators in 2019
will say “DEAR
CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT TODAY
WITHOUT
STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131”
4. You are 20 years old and dating a 52year old
man and you call
him your baby, is he your baby or ancestor?
Somehow, your
matter dey Shiloh.
5. One good thing about been ugly. At least you
would be least
considered for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do
JUJU na!
6. You dey snap Facebook pictures for another
person Hummer;
don't worry Honey, when thieves go find you
come, dem go
nack you Hammer.
7. At the age of 40, you still dey your Mama
House dey drag Head
of fish with your siblings....Cha i! The witch wey
dey your village
carry your picture dey fan herself.
8. You be house boy and you dey sing "I'M THE
BOSS" BY RICK
ROSS Mehn you get case for Cele church
9. Bossy girls be like '' before I think of dating
him, he must
TOAST me for at least 6month. Dont worry,
25yrs from now..
You will be in Shiloh for miracle marriages.
10. You are a first class graduate at 40years
without any job and
you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I AIN'T GOT
NO WORRIES".
My Dear, even the devil is weeping for you.
11. Opportunity knocks but once, my brother
sister, If you hear a
2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister, check well, na
Jehovah witness.

LOL...funny but true

ba3 low..cant comment yet #aintgotnofuelforthat

7 sure made me smile 7 sure made me smile

Numba 10 tho.... Lmao

Opportunity knocks but once, my brother sister, If you hear a 2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister, check well, na Jehovah witness.

as in u dey kra.se

so witches dey use some people pics do handfan? chai! lalasticlala, ishilove fp abeg.