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How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Humorclux: 7:32pm On May 25, 2015
A man comes back from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife. When done, he goes straight to the kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife there looking for something in the frigde.
He asks his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just finished making love. his wife says 'haaa!!! That was my mother in the bedroom, she was so tired when she arrived' I let her sleep in our room.
Alarmed, she runs to her mother and asks her why she didn't say something when her husband was making love to her. Mother replies and said: 'you know your husband and I are not in talking terms'. So i didn't want to be the one to talk to him first!

Source : www.humorclux.ml/jokes/slept-with-the-wrong-woman/

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by elijames(m): 8:11pm On May 25, 2015
Very funny.
I smell FP Material

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by elijames(m): 8:22pm On May 25, 2015
Very funny.
I smell FP Material
Cool

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by nas4q(m): 8:50pm On May 25, 2015
Backpage material

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by lanicky(f): 9:14pm On May 25, 2015
What! Oran tí beh!

Them suppose stone the mother. angry

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by chimerase2: 9:15pm On May 25, 2015
lanicky:
What! Oran tí beh!

Them suppose stone the mother. angry
kini lon beh undecided
Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Nobody: 9:39pm On May 25, 2015
I will burn down the house that day

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Jayjay0(m): 9:45pm On May 25, 2015
Rubbish undecided
So the guy can identify his wife pvssy..
*blows nose on thread*
*clean nose with Op's name*

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Humorclux: 11:47pm On May 25, 2015
Jayjay0:
Rubbish undecided
So the guy can identify his wife pvssy..
*blows nose on thread*
*clean nose with Op's name*
U don mad finish . Lol

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by phoenixchap: 2:55am On May 26, 2015
@OP To be honest that was crazy...... but I chose not to laugh tongue

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by brixton: 3:39am On May 26, 2015
lol, all is fair in war and love!!


Mama no wan dull the recharging

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:02am On May 26, 2015
Smart ass
Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Nobody: 8:06am On May 26, 2015
Liesssss

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Paitty(f): 1:14pm On May 26, 2015
Old joke ,..but still funny

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Nobody: 1:31pm On May 26, 2015
Jayjay0:
Rubbish undecided
So the guy can identify his wife pvssy..
*blows nose on thread*
*clean nose with Op's name*
oghene mi! Must u comment? Shu.

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by nibson(m): 1:55pm On May 26, 2015
lo ba tan
Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Jayjay0(m): 3:07pm On May 26, 2015
Jollyjoy:
oghene mi! Must u comment? Shu.
Sorry I dont understand your language...
must you quote me?? shu.

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by mrpackager(m): 3:24pm On May 26, 2015
FUNNY !<==============jokes SECTION ASAP undecided
Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Ignatiusprince(m): 3:43pm On May 26, 2015
Lolz, it's been long d mom had such fun 4rm a young man.
Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Abbey2sam(m): 4:07pm On May 26, 2015
[size=38pt]LOL IS IN ORDER I GUESS grin[/size]

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by jorhney(m): 4:37pm On May 26, 2015
hh
Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Chiefpriest1(m): 4:38pm On May 26, 2015
Lol. It's funny online here. Try it in real life, na ur village elders go settle the matter!

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Babyboy1986(m): 4:38pm On May 26, 2015
tongue tongue tongue tongue
elijames:
Very funny.
I smell FP Material
Cool
elijames:
Very funny.
I smell FP Material
Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by adesegun121(m): 4:38pm On May 26, 2015
Iya werey ni iya iyawo ye ooo..

Infact kooo gbadun @all


grin

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Nobody: 4:38pm On May 26, 2015
DRY AND STUPID JOKE


Akpos went to USA and had a 1 on 1 meeting
with OBAMA
OBAMA : I want to show you how much
advanced we are.
Come with me, He takes him to a forest.
OBAMA : Dig the ground. Akpos did it.
OBAMA : More….More… More …
Akpos went up to 100 Feet.
OBAMA: So now, try to search for
something.
Akpos : I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100
years ago we
used to have telephones.
Akpos became frustrated. He invited OBAMA
to Nigeria. That year, OBAMA visited Nigeria.
Akpos : I want to show you our
advancement. He takes OBAMA to a forest.
Akpos : Dig it... obama does. Akpos:
More….More… More…… OBAMA goes upto
almost 400 feet.
Akpos :Try to find something. OBAMA tried.
Akpos : Did you get anything?
OBAMA: No, there is nothing here.
Akpos: you know, it shows that even 400
years ago, we
used to have WIRELESS mobile.

pbs4real
now dats a joke

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by joystickextendr: 4:38pm On May 26, 2015
grin grin
Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by hazyfm: 4:38pm On May 26, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by oppybouy(m): 4:38pm On May 26, 2015
no be ordinary d!ck.....life goes on abeg!




buh Op, bomb dey ur head o, for this fuel scarcity time, Na him u dey post dz kind tortoise story.

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Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by belamour(m): 4:39pm On May 26, 2015
Interesting...
Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Neduzze5(m): 4:39pm On May 26, 2015
Old joke!!
Re: How He Slept With The Wrong Lady by Nobody: 4:39pm On May 26, 2015
So the guy no know the frame and design of his wife's body? Haba!

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