> The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
>parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
>
> The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell
>their stories.
>
> "Tony, do you have a story to share?"
>
> "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a
>pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
>enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
>survival Knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
>break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
>
> She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
>bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and
>then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
>
> "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral
>did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
>
> "Stay the f---k away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.
>

yea u sure need to stay the hell away from her

Aunt Karen rocks

she's da bomb

u go fear Aunt Karen