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A Nairalander's Facebook Rules. by Emmafman1(m): 8:12pm On May 27, 2015 |
If i was the founder of Facebook, you must follow this rules ==> • No Under 16's. • No More Than 5 Posts A Day. • Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A Month. • No People Over the Age Of 30. • I Read Your Inboxes. • A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will Be Banned For 3 weeks. • No Unclad Pics. • No Texting When You In The Toilet or When You're Eating. • You Wear Your Facebook Uniform Before Logging In. • Strictly No Dating on facebook. • After 10 We all Log Out (Closing Gates). • You bath Before You Post. • You Need To Have At Least 20 foreign Friends On Your Facebook. • You're Not Allowed To Have More Than 500 Friends. • You can only login after church on sundays, and if u didn't go to church, you can't login. • Wash Your Hands Before Signing In. • Then if you mess! your facebook automatically logs out.. |
Re: A Nairalander's Facebook Rules. by ddaammyy(f): 8:39pm On May 27, 2015 |
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