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A Nairalander's Facebook Rules. by Emmafman1(m): 8:12pm On May 27, 2015
If i was the founder of Facebook, you
must follow this rules ==>
• No Under 16's.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A
Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 30.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes
Will Be Banned For 3 weeks. • No
Unclad Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet or
When You're Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform
Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing
Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20 foreign
Friends On Your Facebook. • You're Not
Allowed To Have More Than 500
Friends.
• You can only login after church on
sundays, and if u didn't go to church,
you can't login.
• Wash Your Hands Before Signing In.
• Then if you mess! your facebook
automatically logs out..
Re: A Nairalander's Facebook Rules. by ddaammyy(f): 8:39pm On May 27, 2015
Story!

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