I will miss Jonathan ooo.
Now that Buhari has won, will Buhari's wife make
Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like First
Lady Dame Faka Patience Jonathan does?
This woman has increased the life span of an
average Nigerian.
Few examples of her "Award Winning Speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good
people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * My fellow womens.
6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.
8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment.
9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I
left them for God.
10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
11- * Na only you waka come?
12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are
"sharing"
13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.
14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family.
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a
child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to
be repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan.
16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my
husband. This man I have tasted him and he is
very sweet. Support him.
Please, support and honour Nigeria's outgoing
First Lady (Dame Faka Patience Goodluck
Jonathan) by sharing this with all your contacts.
Don't laugh alone.
Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! Dis message "we are reading"
"diaris god o"
No be so ?

I can assure you we won't miss your idiotic threads though.